My impression of the new pope

[Malergion]

My thoughts on John "Benedict XVI" Ratzinger

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I like this guy. Despite the fact that, you know, he's the pope and evil and stuff, but I like his style.

 

[Malergion]

He honestly reminds me of Hannibal Lecter's character. Maybe that's why you like him, Matt

 

[Chromatose]

I like this guy. Despite the fact that, you know, he's the pope and evil and stuff, but I like his style.

oh come on, I bet if he wasn't a hitler youth you wouldn't say the same

 

[Malergion]

"hew papal orders...
Apply altar boy grading system...
Virgin, Fresh, Ripe, Used, Worthless"

 

[MajestikMøøse]

oh come on, I bet if he wasn't a hitler youth you wouldn't say the same

who knows!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

who cares its the pope.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

He requests to be addressed as "Mein Fuhrer" instead of the old fashioned "Your Holiness". Also, he is tired of the outdated traditional cross, he suggests we bend it a bit to look more like this clever design.

 

[Malergion]

who cares its the pope.

It's my utter lack of caring for the pope that demands I mock him.

He just seems like a bit of a snake is all.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I like how they so cleverly mirrored it as not to confuse with the swastika type with the one hitler used.

 

[Captain Beard]

Tricky, those cafflicks.

 

[Malergion]

That's true, but how many people stop and go "it's ok, the swastika's facing the wrong way." ?

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

I like how they so cleverly mirrored it as not to confuse with the swastika type with the one hitler used.

Exactly. Clever dicks.

 

[Captain Beard]

Glenn: They all will, he stifles dissidence.

 

[Malergion]

Well, the altar boys will be in no condition to goose step after he's done with them.

 

[Captain Beard]

I hear he's bisexual. He likes altar girls too.

 

[Malergion]

Well in that case, the altar girls will be in no condition to shoot out perfect German babies.

 

[Captain Beard]

I think he's going to rape anything within 30 miles of his apartment.

 

[Malergion]

Hide the vatican goats!

 

[Captain Beard]

Fuck that, save the wolves.