My impression of the new pope

[ScientistOfDarkness]

It'd zoom in and out rapidly during WOO.

Fuck you. Diet coke does NOT feel good being laughed out my nose.

 

[Malergion]

Fuck you. Diet coke does NOT feel good being laughed out my nose.

I know, I think it has something to do with the fake sugar.

 

[Captain Beard]

I vote we petition to sticky this.

 

[Malergion]

Naughty!

 

[Captain Beard]

Not like that, thats not a public behavior.

I mean drag the mod out of hiding.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

SERVICE ME, CHILDREN!

Oh my god it's real Pope Balls.

 

[Captain Beard]

He beckons to you to pick them up.

 

[Malergion]

I wonder what the duckling nephews plan to do with those hats.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

<<<<<<<

 

[Malergion]

I doubt it's a coincidence that the pope hat looks like a giant penis head.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

I doubt it's a coincidence that the pope hat looks like a giant penis head.

It has taken on the general shape of the solid gold dildo hidden underneath. And you thought your Feed The Children money went to feed the children. FEED 'EM POPE COCK!!!!!!

 

[neal]

haha holiest of holeys. thats pretty funny.

 

[Malergion]

It has taken on the general shape of the solid gold dildo hidden underneath. And you thought your Feed The Children money went to feed the children. FEED 'EM POPE COCK!!!!!!

Hot metal quenched by tears
The altarboy fears
The Golden Dildo
The new Pope's thundering libido

Through the sacred halls
Come the Pope's dangling balls
All through the Vatican
Come cries of "Oh, not that again!"

The new Pope smiles and beckons

"Come my boy, come and pray
Come closer still and by me lay."

With trepidation he sees
The dirty magazines
And the altarboy flees

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Hot metal quenched by tears
The altarboy fears
The Golden Dildo
The new Pope's thundering libido

Through the sacred halls
Come the Pope's dangling balls
All through the Vatican
Come cries of "Oh, not that again!"

The new Pope smiles and beckons

"Come my boy, come and pray
Come closer still and by me lay."

With trepidation he sees
The dirty magazines
And the altarboy flees

You worked really hard on that, didn't you? *cheek pinch*

HEIL!

 

[Malergion]

Actually I toss stuff like this off pretty easily.
Having nothing to do all day really fires up the imagination.

 

[Captain Beard]

He does, you'd be amazed how well he can write.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

He does, you'd be amazed how well he can write.

Explain the wadded up papers around the wastebasket then.

*looks closer* Oh, they're tissues.



Nevermind.

 

[Malergion]

Yeah, my aim is shitty, it doesn't help when they're weighted down by snot either.

 

[Captain Beard]

snot, sure.

 

[Malergion]

Somehow I knew that was coming...
*huhuhuh*