My impression of the new pope

[Captain Beard]

hehehmmhehehe cool.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Nerds.

 

[Malergion]

"Hey, Beavis....I sard,* huhuh*"

 

[Captain Beard]

My thingy itches.

 

[Malergion]

Nerds.

I know...
Sexy isn't it?
*winks*

 

[Captain Beard]

We're sexy bitches.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

We're sexy bitches.

I feel this is a set up. I am NOT interested in group sex, FOR THE LAST TIME.

 

[Malergion]

I feel this is a set up. I am NOT interested in group sex, FOR THE LAST TIME.

Relax, we're not that clever.

 

[Captain Beard]

What if we gave you Taco Bueno and a 24 pack of Diet Dr. Pepper?

I mean... no, we're not.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

What if we gave you Taco Bueno and a 24 pack of Diet Dr. Pepper?

I mean... no, we're not.

You can't buy me off with food, fucker. Just cos I'm a - hey is that a chalupa in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

 

[Malergion]

What if we gave you Taco Bueno and a 24 pack of Diet Dr. Pepper?

I mean... no, we're not.

You were supposed to offer her the bait after we'd secured everything, as a precaution....wait, did I say that...damn voice recognition--!

 

[Captain Beard]

Thats three chalupas and a salad.

 

[Malergion]

What kind of dressing are we offering here?

 

[Captain Beard]

balsamic vinegarette (I asked)

 

[Malergion]

That has to be too tasty to resist.
*rubs hands in evil glee*

 

[neal]

Eiffel Tower!

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

I think I'll go to New York instead. Too much trouble for me to get into in Cali.

 

[Malergion]

The only differences between california and new york are that new york has better pizza and taller buildings.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

And I've been there 15 times so I won't be at your mercy. Please don't drug me and steal from my purse, thankyou.

 

[Malergion]

We wouldn't dream of stealing from your purse after drugging you.