My name is Dawson..

[Hrafn]

WeeeeeeeeHAAAAAAAAA!!!! I'm Texas Ranger Walker!

that made my day

 

[Profanity]

Hello Dawson. What's it like seeing your father nearly every time you enter a room?

 

[Heavenscent]

Woe. So what happened Miss Metalhead? Keep getting stuck to magnets and laughed at?

And wrote a poem about that and got laughed at for that too?

Only people with beards can be truly metal. I was born with a beard. Hail me.
Now get me a beer, bitch! WEEHEE!!!!

TOTALLLLLCAPZLOGMADNIZZZZAHH!!!1111LOLL111ERZZZ111!!22@@3333##[SPACE]

 

[Spike]

Nah he's not. He's slept in my room and didn't ONCE try and violate me so as far as i'm concerned. He's straight.

What, cos any gay man couldn't possibly resist you?

I'm straight as an arrow and I know I can't.

 

[Spike]

Grow Boobs IM a38-C, babydoll. WHY dont U grow SOME balls AND be A man and not a lil punk: oh i forgot your a herm arent ya ?!!!

NEVER, make a claim like that on an internet forum without backing it up with photographic evidence!

Oh, and if ur gonna post fakes, at least make them really hawt.

 

[Heavenscent]

i concur with the Spikester

 

[Profanity]

me too.

 

[Missery]

oh guys, i love you so much for making my day with this thread! and of course special thanks to mrs.imsotaffmetalhead, you're the best, bitch!

 

[spirit crusher]

threads like these keep balance in the force.

 

[Heavenscent]

May the farce be with you...for me, to poop on

 

[spirit crusher]

bump, some of the greatest n00b pwnage ever.