NAD's thoughts on this sober month of June

[NAD]

I'm on day 16 of my 30 day No Alcohol Trip.

I've gone about my normal life so far, including going to bars and hanging out with my friends on official Drinking Nights, I just haven't consumed any ralcohol myself (or any other mind altering drugs, haven't felt the urge).

Physical crap:
My appetite oddly enough has decreased. Instead of eating a ridiculous amount of food like normal, I'm eating two normal sized meals a day and a snack. I think I've lost 5 pounds, but that's probably due to the food intake. I don't have any more or less energy than before, my sleeping habits are unchanged, and I still don't exercise enough (read: hardly at all). Oh, my acid reflux shit that I've dealt with for the past 6 years has decreased noticeably, that's cool.

Mental crap:
I feel a bit more relaxed about life, but that's been an ongoing process over the past several years so could be unrelated. Otherwise I think and feel the same about pretty much everything, although I seem to have a more positive outlook toward life (but it was pretty positive anyhow).

Social crap:
I thought I would get utterly sick of my friends all being drunk and me being sober while hanging out with them, but that isn't the case at all. Even going to bars with them is fine, although sorta boring not drinking and all, since that's like, the point and stuff.

I'm smoking a little more and caffeinated beverages have gone from 3 times a month to daily. Looking forward to drinking an IPA in a few weeks.

 

[lizard]

Nad, this story might drive you back to the drink fo sho.

Alleged Chicken-For-Sex Offer Lands Meat Man In Jail

POSTED: 11:16 am EDT June 15, 2005
UPDATED: 12:24 pm EDT June 15, 2005

KEENE, N.H. -- A door-to-door meat salesman from Maine is accused of assaulting a potential customer after she turned down his offer of chicken in exchange for sex.

Ryan Park, 22, of Waterboro, Maine, is accused of grabbing the woman in Stoddard, N.H., and forcefully kissing her after she rejected his offer last month.

Park has been charged with assault and is due in Keene District Court on June 28.

 

[lurch70]

good for you NAD ... keep going brother !!!

 

[NAD]

LIZARD YOU FUXX0ROLOL RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR

*clang*

 

[lizard]

woooooooooo

Bear guzzles campers' beer, eats food

Associated Press

DUNBAR, W.Va. - Larry Gaynor and his brother had to cut their latest fishing trip short after a black bear ate their food and guzzled their beer. Gaynor, 67, and his brother, Billy Bob Gaynor, 53, were camping at Summit Lake near Richwood on Friday when the bear wandered into their campsite at about 9 p.m.

Hearing a noise, they looked outside their tent and saw the bear with its mouth clamped on their cooler. Larry Gaynor said the bear dragged the cooler 30 yards into the woods and flung it against a tree, scattering a case of Coors Light.

"He only drank three cans," Larry he said. "He would've drank all of them if it would've been Budweiser."

Billy Bob Gaynor said the bear ate all of their food so they returned to Dunbar the next day.

"Either relocate them or let me eat them," he said.

 

[lizard]

Mary Carey wants to have sex with the Bush twins
by John in DC - 6/16/2005 11:19:00 AM

Presidential porn star Mary Carey told me something about the Bush Twins during my interview with her late late late Sunday night (she called me at 12:45AM). It was something she promised me I wouldn't report until AFTER she attended the president's dinner the other night, lest she be uninvited. Here's goes:

"Oh my God, his daughters! I’d LOVE to party with his daughters. I’d love to meet them. I totally want to have sex with them. You can write it the day after I leave here."

Yes, Concerned Women for America, your little White House had no problem with this. (Not that I do, but hey, it's YOUR family values White House - NOT!