NAD's Top 500 Albums of 2005, including a list of 327 Runner Ups

[lurch70]

like in The Heaviest Matter of the Universe ... some of the grooves ... could be old school Biohazard style

and the vocals certainly

 

[NAD]

oh okay. well i can see that. but unless i hear a straight up Cro-mags influence, i rarely say "these dudes are -core." especially since that's pretty much an insult 'round these parts.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Apparently you guys think I do look a bit like Brad Pitt...

 

[NAD]

sexy bitch.

 

[J.]

bust out the picture of your nipple

 

[Dick Sirloin]

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

i'm blind

 

[Demonspell]

well i'm glad another KC-o-phile hears what i hear in Mars Volta. .

And in my Mojo prog special, their vocalist admits that Crimson is his favorite band...case closed, game over, zip up your fly. You seriously don't hear any influence, BWD?

 

[lizard]

Keep in mind that BlacK Winter Day/DicK Sirloin is a massive King Krimson FracKtals fan.

 

[jimbobhickville]

wait a minute, people claim that Mastodon isn't a -core band? WTF? I must've missed something.

 

[J.]

one boob looks bigger than the other

 

[Dick Sirloin]

And in my Mojo prog special, their vocalist admits that Crimson is his favorite band...case closed, game over, zip up your fly. You seriously don't hear any influence, BWD?

I've actually never heard any TMV!

Seriously, I guess I will have to hear the new one again. I didn't hear an assload of KC in it... if I would have compared them to any other prog band, it would probably be Rush. That said, I think I was pretty high at the time.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

one boob looks bigger than the other

That's my right pec, which makes sense since I use that arm to do most of my masturbation.

 

[J.]

i tried spanking my salami with my left hand once but i couldn't get the rhythm correct. stupid left hand

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Yeah, and something about the grip is... wrong. You might as well stick it in a fucking Mt. Dew bottle or something.*



*or a vagina

 

[cthulufhtagn]

with ahms wahde oh-pawon!
ah'll show yoo evray-thang!

 

[J.]

*or a vagina

those make babbies

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

wangvelopes counter baby making

 

[Demilich]

wangvelopes

haha new word for me

 

[Dick Sirloin]

*adds "wangvelopes" to voacbulary along with "swamp donkey"