NAD's Top 500 Albums of 2005, including a list of 327 Runner Ups

[MadeInNewJersey]

i tried spanking my salami with my left hand once but i couldn't get the rhythm correct. stupid left hand

That's known as "the stranger" in some circles. You also might want to try sitting on your good hand until it falls asleep and THEN working one out.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I'm ambidextrous, sometimes I need to use both at once.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

what.. so you can pretend it's another man's hand

I don't know what you're into, mate, but I prefer wimmen.

 

[Nate The Great]

That's known as "the stranger" in some circles. You also might want to try sitting on your good hand until it falls asleep and THEN working one out.

Is this some sort of sport I don't know about? Are we trying to make masturbation more challenging now?

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Is this some sort of sport I don't know about? Are we trying to make masturbation more challenging now?

I'm just here to report the news, bub, I don't make it.

 

[NAD]

what.. so you can pretend it's another man's hand

hahahaha awesome.

i always crank with my left and i'm right handed. i don't know why. oh, probably so i can use the mouse with my right hand LOLZ