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ledmag

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I read that Jeff was found in a pool of his own piss while laying belly down on his couch. It was said that the ER peramedics found him laying there with one of his 7 string guitars shoved up his asshole guitar body first. . How the guiatr was placed in his ass had not been at this time confirmed.

Story is, he thought his ass hole was as big as his forehead.

I hope your gonna be ok Jeffy. Good luck next time you shit. I hope you take a softener, so as you dont rip your stitches as the turd gets cut off.
 
ledmag said:
Story is, he thought his ass hole was as big as his forehead.
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