Nevermore converts

[Will Bozarth]

hahahaha
NSYNC Can Suck My Bozarth
Who Farted It Wasnt Bozarth
I Was Bitten By The Dog Of Bozarth
I am Frightened By The Music of Bozarth
Evil is Bozarth

 

[Will Bozarth]

not to mention
Feel the Wrath of Bozarth

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

My Mother-"Now, Tallica, what do we celebrate Easter for?"
child-"... ummm, mommmy said that it's something called 4:20."
My mother-"...Umm, no, that's not it... who's birthday to do we celebrate on Christmas?"
child-"It's the time when some virgin whore had a baby..."
My Mother-"Would you like me to buy you a Veggie Tales movie for your birthday?"
child-"No, mommy said that she was going to get me some metallica, Nevermore, Slayer and Death live DVDs. She says that Veggie Tales will brainwash me into being like you and grandpa and the rest of your family."

 

[Captain Beard]

Hmm... maybe the prototype male offspring would be named Andronicus the Masculine.