New evidence against Michael Jackson!

[Susie]

Hows he gonna get out of this now?

 

[marginalé]

 

[Bastet]

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

so sick but yet so funny.

My dad told me a joke yesterday which for laughing at I might be going to hell for but I couldnt help it.

3 pregnant woman in the clinic waiting to see the doctor the first woman looks up from her magazine and takes 3 iron tablets and says.."Im taking these to make my baby strong"
The second woman takes 3 vitamin tablets and says "I want my baby to be healthy"
The third woman looks up from here knitting and takes 3 tablets the other 2 woman ask what they are. The third woman says "Oh these are thalidomide I cant get the fucking arms right in this jumper"

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

I read in the paper today (I don't know if it was a joke or not) that Jacko is going to call Bubbles as his witness and they're going to get that gorilla that can do sign language to interperet what the chimp says in the courtroom.

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

nah thats got to be bullshit. Cant depend on the interpretation of a gorilla in such a high profile case.

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

I know. what if the gorrila thinks he's guilty and tells everyone bubbles said he got bummed by jacko.
I read it in the daily star anyway.

 

[Susie]

Just going off the subject slightly here, but which one are you lordy on yeh sig?

 

[breaklose]

the one with the nicerest hairs hes got three kids

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

The one on the far right.My hairs are going grey cause of the 3 kids but you cant see it on that pic.

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

tallest on the right.

But your concerns for the currupt gorilla match mine Lord.

 

[Susie]

The one on the far right.My hairs are going grey cause of the 3 kids but you cant see it on that pic.

me an mick were tryin to work out which one you were then, mick said 'he'll be the one with black sabbath as his influences', i thought you were the one with the cap,i'm surprised you still have hair with 3 kids

 

[breaklose]

is that a personal attack sue?

 

[nomana-nuniyan]

The one on the far right.My hairs are going grey cause of the 3 kids but you cant see it on that pic.

My hair has been going white for about 10 years now. It's about a quarter way there. Just started to be able to see it outright this past year. I also have this nice long thin stripe of white down one side, like Morticia(?).

Yep.

Anyways, you're quite attractive, LOTW. And nice hair.

 

[Susie]

is that a personal attack sue?

Yeh its an evil attack, i think he may wanna slash his wrists now.

 

[Jonnie]

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Tescos Carrier Bag?
..........


One is made of plastic and dangerous too kids, the other you carry ya shopping in

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

Back on the topic of jacko........I think he used to look at monkey porn with bubbles then stuck his hand down his little monkey kex.