Michael Jackson

Reports of MJ dying of a heart attack in a hospital are false

He was actually in the Childrens Hospital having a stroke.
 
food poisoning caused Michael Jackson's heart attack.
he'd been eating 12 year old nuts!

Michael Jackson was fine until they wheeled him past the childrens ward
then he just went all stiff!

Michael Jacksoon did manage 2 whisper a quick word to paramedics
on way 2 the hospital. "Put me on the childrens ward."

Due to the fact Michael Jackson is made nearly entirely of plastic,
instead of being cremated he will be melted down so kids can play with him for a change.

the demand for typical jokes is so high at the moment sickipedia.org has crashed some are blaming it on the sunshine, other on the moonlight i however blame it on the boogie

Is sad to see him dead but im not a fan of his music and his personal life was questionable to say the least
 
All Im gonna say is that I dont find it funny at all. And to the guy who said he was a child molester, you have no proof, nobody has so why dont you read up on things before letting us know youre ignorant opinion.
 
All Im gonna say is that I dont find it funny at all. And to the guy who said he was a child molester, you have no proof, nobody has so why dont you read up on things before letting us know youre ignorant opinion.

Well the fact they found the kid's fingerprints on some porn that MJ was apparently showing him is pretty good "evidence" lol among other things

he has said many times he loves kids!
 
You guys are stupidly over-looking how much of a huge event this is.

I dont think its over the top all of this love now. A lot of people are saying this, but you have to think... nobody sells albums like MJ, and nobody has as much fans as MJ. Literally everybody in the world seems to know who he is. And hes just dropped from the face of the earth. Gone like that. Such a huge figure is gone, and even if you arent a big fan, this is massive, it is such a sudden change. This man did shape popular music and hes done some naughty things yes, but he is also owed an unbelievable amount of respect.


Look at the way people still treat the death of Elvis. This could be much bigger. MJ lasted in the music world for 5 generations.


Nobody like this will ever come about again for a long time. Grow up guys.
 
Yeah it sucks that such an influential figure has gone, but hes become such a joke in recent years that only really dedicated MJ fans are going to be the ones mourning relentlessly. Everyone else is going 'SHit, really? Gay.'
 
You guys are stupidly over-looking how much of a huge event this is.

I dont think its over the top all of this love now. A lot of people are saying this, but you have to think... nobody sells albums like MJ, and nobody has as much fans as MJ. Literally everybody in the world seems to know who he is. And hes just dropped from the face of the earth. Gone like that. Such a huge figure is gone, and even if you arent a big fan, this is massive, it is such a sudden change. This man did shape popular music and hes done some naughty things yes, but he is also owed an unbelievable amount of respect.


Look at the way people still treat the death of Elvis. This could be much bigger. MJ lasted in the music world for 5 generations.


Nobody like this will ever come about again for a long time. Grow up guys.

You're right. But it would be even bigger if he was still making music or touring properly. I'm not all that fussed about his music but condolences to his family.
 
You guys are stupidly over-looking how much of a huge event this is.

I dont think its over the top all of this love now. A lot of people are saying this, but you have to think... nobody sells albums like MJ, and nobody has as much fans as MJ. Literally everybody in the world seems to know who he is. And hes just dropped from the face of the earth. Gone like that. Such a huge figure is gone, and even if you arent a big fan, this is massive, it is such a sudden change. This man did shape popular music and hes done some naughty things yes, but he is also owed an unbelievable amount of respect.


Look at the way people still treat the death of Elvis. This could be much bigger. MJ lasted in the music world for 5 generations.


Nobody like this will ever come about again for a long time. Grow up guys.

well it's not like he was doing anything anymore. It's not like the music he already made that was actually good is going to disappear now
 
its sad to see him gone thats for sure. i like most of his music an when he was on it he was one of the best live acts ever. a lass i work with saw him in concert at aintree an said he owned the entire race course not just the stage. just a shame he's remembered more for his private life an all the controversial court cases he went through rather than the great pop music he made in his prime
 
You guys are stupidly over-looking how much of a huge event this is.

I dont think its over the top all of this love now. A lot of people are saying this, but you have to think... nobody sells albums like MJ, and nobody has as much fans as MJ. Literally everybody in the world seems to know who he is. And hes just dropped from the face of the earth. Gone like that. Such a huge figure is gone, and even if you arent a big fan, this is massive, it is such a sudden change. This man did shape popular music and hes done some naughty things yes, but he is also owed an unbelievable amount of respect.


Look at the way people still treat the death of Elvis. This could be much bigger. MJ lasted in the music world for 5 generations.


Nobody like this will ever come about again for a long time. Grow up guys.

Except the Beatles outsold MJ, and so did Elvis.
 
Guys dont be so arrogent! To vedicardi. He was about tomplay more gigs at the O2 than Prince!! EVERYBODY in this country seemed to know somebody going. The rest wanted to go. This was going to be his farewell tour and he was going to wrap it up. MJ hasnt ever had a life of his own and its a shame, and then along with his clear mental and physical probelsm, i DO feel sorry for him. I would have liked for him to disapear peacefully.

Just remember how much longer The Beatles and Elvis have had to sell albu,ms and how close MJ is now. he has been the biggest influence ever fopr the last few pop culture generations. You guys are too blind to see the legacy this is going to leave behind! This is the end of his life, but it will leave such an amazing but strange story behind for others. And maybe now people can start to respect his music for what it is, and not the frail troubled man.

I dont like MJs musical, but this is going to leave a MASSIVE cultral impact, like it or not.
 
I knew he was going to do some more live shows, but it's no huge loss. We can just be happy he did put out good music before he died. It's not like he was working on another hit album that would sell 27 million copies.
 
in recent times his private life has overshadowed his music, which is sad as although im not a fan he has done some good music, but imo it would have been better for him to have died before all the business of his private life.
N pabs although nothing was officially found out about him being a child molester in my eyes he was, anyone that even just sleeps (nothing else supposedly) with child has got something wrong in his head and i think it made him a threat to children.
but my condolenscenes to his family and friends he will be missed by many
 
yea fuckers there is actually evidence he was a molester, and molesters aren't cool in my book:mad: