NEW Jeff Loomis Schecter Ad

[Chromatose]

4-play? You have four people playing it? That must sound like shit.

 

[Captain Beard]

Fuck 18 ducks... How does one play that?! And more importantly, WHY?!

 

[Liverslapper]

Michael Angelo Batio


and yes, he can play that....he is a freak.


He calls it the "Quad Guitar"


check out his videos of him playing that thing

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

The things i would do to that guitar...

I wanna play your Hellraiser!

 

[Liverslapper]

well when you move next to me...come over!!!!

 

[ms. anthrope]

The things i would do to that guitar...

i hope you mean in a NON x-rated way.

 

[Captain Beard]

No, he meant he'd fuck it somehow.

 

[Liverslapper]

It's consensual...

 

[Rebourne]

Thank you for cutting out the top half of that add.

I've been waiting for the fix bridge version of this for a year. I kind of wish it was neck through too.

I like the new blackjack atx too.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Oh. And I want his jacket. Ms. A, make this happen?

 

[Calamitas1786]

Jeff's finally getting some real recognition.

 

[ms. anthrope]

Oh. And I want his jacket. Ms. A, make this happen?

you mean rip it off him like you would?

i'm kidding. i couldn't resist.

 

[ms. anthrope]

Thank you for cutting out the top half of that add.

you're welcome .

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I'd ask nicely, first. Or just ask him where it got it; it's snazzy.

 

[azal]

everything that was ever horrible and annoying about metal in one picture.

 

[Liverslapper]

he is the fastest shredder i have ever seen...and obviously one guitar isn't good enough for him anymore, he can play a mean and incredable mind blowing guitar but he LACKS EVERYTHING ELSE


all his music is just 10000000000 mph solo's with no feel....thats the only problem

 

[ShredHeadJHJ]

What's with all the chicks who have the hots for Jeff?? Seriously, chicks love this danm guy. Is it because he's dark & mysterious??

 

[azal]

It's probably the fact that he plays guitar in a metal band.

If he cut his hair a little shorter and put on 15 pounds he'd look like a member of the O'Doyle family from Billy Madison.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

What's with all the chicks who have the hots for Jeff?? Seriously, chicks love this danm guy. Is it because he's dark & mysterious??

In my eyes, the kid's damn good looking, was an absolute sweet-heart to me and all the other crazed fans, can play a guitar awesomely, and has purty hair.

Come on, ShredHead, he's got it all going.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

you mean rip it off him like you would?
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