new nickelback (dark horse)

WTF is Pinball Wizard?!?

Don't like the main rhythm guitar tone on this new NB for the most part. Too fuzzy IMO. The last one had way better guitars. Everything was fucking HUGE on the last album. EVERYTHING. Drums, bass and vox are stellar as usual, fucking assholes...

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Nickelback sucks monumental amounts of ass. Being impressed by their songwriting is like being impressed by the efficiency of the Nazis - it may be true, but it's so insidious and for such evil purposes (in the case of Nickelback, retardifying the music to appeal to the lowest common denominator of music listener for the sole purpose of making monumental amounts of money) that it should never be said!

But yeah, their production has always fucking ruled on anything I've had the misfortune of hearing.

Well I think the best is to have at least 2 bands, the first one where you write what you really like, the second one being your band of prostitutes, where you only make prefabricated music for money. That's what I'm doing right now, but it is still at project phase. My first one being prog/death songs where I experiment a lot, the second one being songs a la Seether/Shinedown/Disturbed. I still like the songs I'm composing for my band of prostitutes though.

I REALLY prefer to play prefabricated music radio-friendly music for 13 years old girls than work my ass off 9-5 5 days a week. I want to live by music, and I don't care if the songs I played aren't my favorite.

I liked your comparison with Hitler tough:lol:
 
WTF is Pinball Wizard?!?



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1st quote:
randy staub however, does deliver again with nickelback.

2nd quote:
...Nickelback is just a genius concept pulled off perfectly. They get radio play on soft rock/pop stations with some of their songs and other songs get played on rock radio. All their songs are painfully catchy and well written.

3rd quote:
+1 to the above post. I really like nickelback, and they changed the formula a bit on this last album. Their drummer is a monster, btw!

4th quote:
Just bought it on Amazon without listening. Can't wait to get it.

5th quote, by Marcus:
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Nickelback sucks monumental amounts of ass.

I'm not knocking anyone or their opinions, just a mega +1 for Marcus and comedic timing!
 
It's great not having TV for a few years, I completely tune out anything mainstream. Didn't know this was out, it sounds interesting based on the clips on iTunes. Take a look at the credits for the album, how many big names are involved in this besides Mutt:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Horse_(Nickelback_album)#Personnel

Pretty crazy. It definitely sounds like the modern Hysteria. Like Hysteria, it seems musically great and terrible at the same time, but worth having around as a mix reference CD. I will very likely be picking this one up.
 
The drums on this one sound like Slate on crack. I could almost swear I hear some Z4 ambiance on the snare in S.E.X.

Don't like how there isn't a wall of mesa anymore. That was the only redeeming quality of their past music. Now it's just pure, utter, absolute, repeatable trash.... with great production.
 
I agree far too much with Metaltastic.

I truly hope that I never have to listen to anything half as asstastic as Nickelback for any reason at all. I understand that some here need to hear cutting-edge mixes to be inspired and 'with it', but listening to Nickelback for the production is like eating a shit-on-cumstain sandwich because it was toasted in a $5000 oven.

Jeff
 
Its totally cool to not like a band because you dont dig their music and what they may or may not be about "behind the scenes" and to their fans, but cmon man, why so political and scientific about?

That being said, the record sounds fucking amazing! And there is decent riffs on there.

Totally agree. There is a TON of music out there that I really don't care for, but I can't deny it if someone is an excellent song writer, or musician in their own right, completely aside from the fact if the production quality itself is fantastic.

Usually for me, the reaction is "Don't really care for the music, but man those guys are fucking awesome.".

It happens. A lot.
 
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Nickelback sucks monumental amounts of ass. Being impressed by their songwriting is like being impressed by the efficiency of the Nazis - it may be true, but it's so insidious and for such evil purposes (in the case of Nickelback, retardifying the music to appeal to the lowest common denominator of music listener for the sole purpose of making monumental amounts of money) that it should never be said!

But yeah, their production has always fucking ruled on anything I've had the misfortune of hearing.


I got your back brother :lol: Yeah they are the mold that the new cookie cutter rock bands have been pressed from. They are good at what they do but curse them for what they have spawned.
 
The production is top-notch, the songs are catchy, but is there anything that will stand the test of time? In the way that "Pinball Wizard" or even "Fade to Black" have stood the test of time?
Nickelback is very "safe" music. Catchy, yes, but memorable?


I'm not so sure. I really can't see people getting fired up over a Nickelback song 30 years from now. It's all so mediocre.


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I hope this will be the last post in this thread, and I am personally at a loss for words after listening to the first song on Nickelback's latest album. Gentlemen, a preemptive strike is necessary. How in the Christ could anyone actually..................sigh..............ah what's the point? The production on Highschool Musical 3 was also top notch.

Below are the lyrics to the first song off said album.


got to meet the hottie with the million dollar body
they say its over budget but you'd pay her just to touch it come on
needs to hit the big screen and shoot a little love scene
if hollywood had called her she'd be gone before holler her come on

pretty little lady with the pretty pink thong
every sugar daddy hittin on her all night long
doesn't care about the money she could be with anybody
ain't it funny how the honey wanted you all along

(you naughty thing)
your ripping up the dance floor honey
(you naughty women)
you shake your ass around for everyone
(your such a mover)
i love the way you dance with anybody
(the way you swing)
and tease them all by sucking on your thumb
your so much cooler when you never pull it out
cuz you look so much cuter with something in your mouth


crafty little lip tricks
tattoos on her left hip
she bending as your spending
theres no ending it so baby come on
dressed up like a princess
bettin' that her skin smells better
than the scent of every flower in the desert come on


pretty little lady with the pretty pink thong
every sugar daddy hittin on her all night long.
doesn't care about the money she could be with anybody
ain't it funny how the honey wanted you all along

(you naughty thing)
your ripping up the dance floor honey
(you naughty women)
you shake your ass around for everyone
(your such a mover)
i love the way you dance with anybody
(the way you swing)
and tease them all by sucking on your thumb
your so much cooler when you never pull it out
cuz you look so much cuter with something in your mouth

she loves the night scene bar queen
living for the fun taking over every dance floor like shes the only one
in the spotlight all night dissing everyone
trying to look so innocent while sucking on her thumb

your so much cooler
when you never pull it out
so much cuter
with something in your mouth

(you naughty thing)
your ripping up the dance floor honey
(you naughty women)
you shake your ass around for everyone
i love the way you dance with anybody
(the way you swing)
and tease them all by sucking on your thumb

(you naughty thing)
your ripping up the dance floor honey
(you naughty women)
you shake that ass around for everyone
(your such a mover)
i love the way you dance with anybody
(the way you swing)
and tease them all by sucking on your thumb
your so much cooler when you never pull it out
cuz you look so much cuter with something in your....
 
Splat: those are perfectly fine pop/rock lyrics about a night out and a hot chick in a club/bar. A lot of their fans will listen to this and think, "damn, I know a hottie just like this and I wanna be cool like Chad Kroeger and put my lil something in her mouth, too". Pop and Rock are about creating little 3 minute dream bubbles for the everyday people who just listen to the radio on the way to work or when they put makeup on to go out. Good pop lyrics need to connect the real lives of those people to some image that they know and want or know and don't want, but can relate to. And Nickelback do that better than anyone else (outside of the country music world).

I am actually a big fan of Kroeger's lyrics. They are very vivid and paint a clear picture in front of my mind's eye, with clever punchlines thrown in every now and then. This style is much harder to write than regular metal lyrics that usually "leave everything open to interpretation for the listener, because we don't wanna tell them what to think!" (that's rockmusician lingo for: we didn't have a fuckin clue what we were doing and we just wrote shit that sounded good).

Most of you guys who are bitching and talking shit about Nickelback need to understand that they are not doing music as an art, but as a money making machine. It's the music BUSINESS and not the music art collective and Nickelback are at the top of the foodchain generating squillions of dollars.
 
nickelback lyrics are either genius or horrendous, depends on whether they are being serious or not. If so then its worrying numbskull guff, if they are kinda tounge in cheek then they are pretty clever and funny.
Thats how i see it. same with manowar - if they are serious then it is a bit sad, if it is just a bit of fun then it is great. I take it as that.
Production is really good as always, although i prefer the more ringy snares they have previously had (sounds a bit kinda short and gated on this i think).
As i was checking out the new album i was thinking "imagine if Death Magnetic had this production!".