nickelback is so unoriginal, they duplicate their own songs and use different lyrics.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbCzGt7S7M4&feature=related
oh wait, what? I hope this will be the last post in this thread, and I am personally at a loss for words after listening to the first song on Nickelback's latest album. Gentlemen, a preemptive strike is necessary. How in the Christ could anyone actually..................sigh..............ah what's the point? The production on Highschool Musical 3 was also top notch.
Below are the lyrics to the first song off said album.
got to meet the hottie with the million dollar body
they say its over budget but you'd pay her just to touch it come on
needs to hit the big screen and shoot a little love scene
if hollywood had called her she'd be gone before holler her come on
pretty little lady with the pretty pink thong
every sugar daddy hittin on her all night long
doesn't care about the money she could be with anybody
ain't it funny how the honey wanted you all along
(you naughty thing)
your ripping up the dance floor honey
(you naughty women)
you shake your ass around for everyone
(your such a mover)
i love the way you dance with anybody
(the way you swing)
and tease them all by sucking on your thumb
your so much cooler when you never pull it out
cuz you look so much cuter with something in your mouth
crafty little lip tricks
tattoos on her left hip
she bending as your spending
theres no ending it so baby come on
dressed up like a princess
bettin' that her skin smells better
than the scent of every flower in the desert come on
pretty little lady with the pretty pink thong
every sugar daddy hittin on her all night long.
doesn't care about the money she could be with anybody
ain't it funny how the honey wanted you all along
(you naughty thing)
your ripping up the dance floor honey
(you naughty women)
you shake your ass around for everyone
(your such a mover)
i love the way you dance with anybody
(the way you swing)
and tease them all by sucking on your thumb
your so much cooler when you never pull it out
cuz you look so much cuter with something in your mouth
she loves the night scene bar queen
living for the fun taking over every dance floor like shes the only one
in the spotlight all night dissing everyone
trying to look so innocent while sucking on her thumb
your so much cooler
when you never pull it out
so much cuter
with something in your mouth
(you naughty thing)
your ripping up the dance floor honey
(you naughty women)
you shake your ass around for everyone
i love the way you dance with anybody
(the way you swing)
and tease them all by sucking on your thumb
(you naughty thing)
your ripping up the dance floor honey
(you naughty women)
you shake that ass around for everyone
(your such a mover)
i love the way you dance with anybody
(the way you swing)
and tease them all by sucking on your thumb
your so much cooler when you never pull it out
cuz you look so much cuter with something in your....
CHEESE STEAKIN'
WE BE CHEESE STEAKIN'
CHEESE STEAKIN'
WE BE CHEESE STEAKIN'
I called my nigga BRADY and said "yo come outside,
we gots to go downtown, so hop in dis RIDE.
we goin' to da restaurnt with them cheesy-ass steaks
gonna stock up on them shits and stuff yo face!"
so we cruized on down the street
two killaz on the prowl
straight up chillin' like a blizzard
gonna eat a whole fuckin' cow
pulled up in the parking lot
tryin' find a spot
some oldass faggot cut me off
and nearly got shot
got up in the restaurant
and found a place to sit
ordered up some STEAKY-STEAKS
WITH THE CHEESE ALL OVER IT
CHEESE STEAKIN' (nigga)
WE BE CHEESE STEAKIN' (nigga)
CHEESE STEAKIN' (nigga)
WE BE CHEESE STEAKIN' (nigga)
(nigga) (nigga) (nigga) (nigga)
CHEESE STEAKIN' (nigga)
all that meltin' cheese
meltin' our minds
tastes so good so delicious
we lost track of time
the record was set,
we can't EVAR be beat
these two straight gangsta macks
ate 12 cheese steaks each
so i called my nigga MIKE STONE
from them trillass TAMPA BAY
that fool said he eat 12 EVERY DAY
wuuuuuuuuutttt
CHEESE STEAKIN' (nigga)
WE BE CHEESE STEAKIN' (nigga)
CHEESE STEAKIN' (nigga)
WE BE CHEESE STEAKIN' (nigga)
CHEESE STEAKIN' (nigga)
WE BE CHEESE STEAKIN' (nigga)
CHEESE STEAKIN' (nigga)
WE BE CHEESE STEAKIN' (nigga)
(nigga) (nigga) (nigga) (nigga)
CHEESE STEAKIN' (nigga)
(nigga) (nigga) (nigga) (nigga)
CHEESE STEAKIN' (nigga)
ALL Y'ALL NIGGAZ SEE THE CHEESEE STEAK SAY YEEEAAAHHH!!!!! (YEEEAAAAAH!!!!)
copyright 2008 sloan
And yeah, I can totally see "Cheese Steakin'" being the newest club jam OK. srsly. woaw.
so basically, based on songwriting skill, i should be making at least, if not more, money than the band Nickelback.
My bitterness towards (a lot) of pop comes from the people I've known (directly and indirectly) whose goals always struck me as the equivalent of a scientist toying with rats (the masses that listen to this stuff) and experimenting with the right types of cheese (music) that will satisfy them the most, until their fickle fancies tire of it and its time to find another; it just all seems so...fake, and as I said above, insidious, in how disrespectful it is to music in general, placing its money-making value over anything else.
Pop and Rock are about creating little 3 minute dream bubbles for the everyday people who just listen to the radio on the way to work or when they put makeup on to go out. Good pop lyrics need to connect the real lives of those people to some image that they know and want or know and don't want, but can relate to. And Nickelback do that better than anyone else (outside of the country music world).
Most of you guys who are bitching and talking shit about Nickelback need to understand that they are not doing music as an art, but as a money making machine. It's the music BUSINESS and not the music art collective and Nickelback are at the top of the foodchain generating squillions of dollars.
Splat: those are perfectly fine pop/rock lyrics about a night out and a hot chick in a club/bar. A lot of their fans will listen to this and think, "damn, I know a hottie just like this and I wanna be cool like Chad Kroeger and put my lil something in her mouth, too".
Most of you guys who are bitching and talking shit about Nickelback need to understand that they are not doing music as an art, but as a money making machine. It's the music BUSINESS and not the music art collective and Nickelback are at the top of the foodchain generating squillions of dollars.
just got the CD in the mail today from Monte at RR.... this CD is a formidable slice of top notch hard-rock production and mixing. Staub proves once again that he is the mother-fuckin' man, and both Chris Lord-Alge and Mike Shipley contribute great mixes as well. Albums like this, whether you profess either love or disdain for the artist and their music, are benchmarks for the heavy rock production milieu. love it or hate it as you will, but you can't dismiss it.

just got the CD in the mail today from Monte at RR.... this CD is a formidable slice of top notch hard-rock production and mixing. Staub proves once again that he is the mother-fuckin' man, and both Chris Lord-Alge and Mike Shipley contribute great mixes as well. Albums like this, whether you profess either love or disdain for the artist and their music, are benchmarks for the heavy rock production milieu. love it or hate it as you will, but you can't dismiss it.
just got the CD in the mail today from Monte at RR.... this CD is a formidable slice of top notch hard-rock production and mixing. Staub proves once again that he is the mother-fuckin' man, and both Chris Lord-Alge and Mike Shipley contribute great mixes as well. Albums like this, whether you profess either love or disdain for the artist and their music, are benchmarks for the heavy rock production milieu. love it or hate it as you will, but you can't dismiss it.
I agree far too much with Metaltastic.
I truly hope that I never have to listen to anything half as asstastic as Nickelback for any reason at all. I understand that some here need to hear cutting-edge mixes to be inspired and 'with it', but listening to Nickelback for the production is like eating a shit-on-cumstain sandwich because it was toasted in a $5000 oven.
Jeff