new title: preppy AKA office bitch

[minxnim]

so, remember when that girl i work with got suspended (she comes back monday) for picking on me so much about not eating enough?

well well well... i have this old email she sent me linking me to an article about how grossly underweight people (which i am NOT one of) get bone diseases and die young.
before this incident, and before she refused to apologize, i was going to suck it up and keep being nice. but my supervisor actually just said 'let her have it'. so yea. i am emailing her this on monday:

fat people die young, suckers

 

[deadair]

i'm so dead....


errrr wait.... i only weigh a buck 70

 

[minxnim]

i'm also sending her the morbidity statistics for 2000 of obese women in the US.

 

[XzanderX]

you are gonna get suspended!!!!

 

[minxnim]

daniel, my supervisor told me that from now on, i can have whatever reaction i want to her short of a fistfight because it's bad for my 'morale' to have to worry about it.

translation:

I WIN

 

[XzanderX]

what has humanity come to?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[minxnim]

daniel,
obviously you have no idea what this woman has been doing to me. so walk it off!

 

[chupe666]

According to that article, 98.857823% of the American public should die by the age of 34. If this is true, the terrorists have already won. Damn skinny terrorists.

 

[minxnim]

well, so long fat people then! oh well! tata!

 

[Stultus]

No more politicians!

 

[chupe666]

 

[minxnim]

so, the bitch is back at work this week. so far she's like, leaving at least a 10 foot clearing around me at all times.
she has probably eaten 1-10 on the above mentioned list today.

 

[FuSoYa]

the cheese bricks are more unhealthy than Chargirlled styrofoam!!!

 

[deadair]

i'm down with the cheese brick

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

mmm "just the skin" sandwich

 

[deadair]

KFC skin is the best...


(wow, i'm sick)

 

[xfer]

i told my roommate about the just-the-skin sandwich, and she got all excited and thought it was real!

 

[avi]

ugh, just the thought makes me gag

 

[minxnim]

p.s. i hate people who eat meat.

<3 preppy