Warning: We are rapidly entering a situation common on internet forums less cultured, less understanding, less civilised than this one; the situation where two or more parties try to argue their subjective opinions as if they were objective truth. One (or more) contributor(s) to this thread believe, with no coercion of any shape or form, that Trivium are an entertaining, capable metal band, pure of intent and true of purpose. Conversely, one (or more) contributor(s) to this thread believe that Trivium are, in fact, a ramshackle collection of egocentric, grandstanding assholes, and an entity capable of no more noble pursuit than ear-raping each and every person that ever once believed in the integrity of the thrash metal movement, and a gathering of degenerates deserving of no less a punishment than eating an acre of dicks.
Neither of these camps are wrong.
A compromise can be found.
Surely, all people, of every creed, colour and nation can agree on a half-way point.
Wouldn't we all be sufficiently entertained by the sight of Trivium being force-fed an acre of dicks that we could count their time on this Earth good? Can we not, as one people, get behind the notion that seeing Matt Heafy choking on ten-inch phalluses, their throbbing lengths pulsing as they force their way down his testicle-stuffed throat, his eyes bugging as one uncircumcised cock after another struggles its way down his already schlong-scraped oesophagus, would provide a warm fuzzy glow to the observer not unlike that which you get when watching a Youtube video of a tiger hugging the human that raised it from a cub?
Would that not forgive all of Trivium's musical misdeeds?
Come on, people - let's find some common ground. And force-feed Trivium an acre of dicks.|
NB: I actually don't mind Trivium. I just thought this post may raise some chuckles.