New Year's Plans!!!

Dev said:
Understand how women work , then suicide.
hahahahahahaha that's more like New Millenium Plan. and even then you'll only accomplish the suicide part. :loco:

oh, i'll be partying in THE MORMON STRONGHOLD this year, my friend lives in Loma Linda (20 miles north of me) and the whole city is full of those fuckers. he has to drive like 6 miles to find a place that'll sell him booze on Saturdays, fucking ridiculous.

wait, i mean SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST STRONGHOLD. whatever. some bunk religious bullshit.
 
My brother likes making fancy food and I like eating, so I'll go there and eat fancy food and get drunk and then probably do loads of stupid shit (but only slightly stupid)
 
you're flying to NYC!??! god damn you east coasters hate to drive. :loco:

i'm sleeping wherever the fuck i fall tomorrow night. hopefully in a bed with some hot slut, possibly on a couch alone, naked, and gay, but most certainly in the backseat of my own car where i ALWAYS keep a pillow and blanket waiting for me.
 
We'll have Feuerzangenbowle in a small circle of friends... :dopey:

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Go out and eat with friends, get drunk, hopefully bone one of the girls we'll be hanging out with.
 
2) bail guitarist out of jail because he strangled our drummer for quitting the band for the 4th time in 2 months.

"waaaaaaaah i'm 26 and live with my parents and have no job but i can't cope with being in a band i like WAAAAAAAAAH!!!" fucking asshole.
 
i'm sleeping wherever the fuck i fall tomorrow night. hopefully in a bed with some hot slut, possibly on a couch alone, naked, and gay, but most certainly in the backseat of my own car where i ALWAYS keep a pillow and blanket waiting for me.

:lol:

definetelly will NOT be flying into NYC ... although ... where are you going gugs?

most likely will hit some local joints in Queens, most likely some ethnic joint, will bring my passport and flaunt my US Citizen status to get tail ... tu es muy alto ... yo quiero :loco: