New Years Resolutions?

I'm going to try not to lose weight, to stay single, to keep doing work I don't enjoy and to keep spending money I don't have.

Pretty sure I can manage that...
 
I got mine from Spike Milligan.

This year, no more elephants. I gave up hippopotamus last year, and that was quite successful, so I think I'll go OK with elephants.
 
I plan to drive myself to the edge, but only to have a peek over :D

No, seriously now... umm, to lose weight. Get fit. Be a good husband. Become a zillionaire.

There.