no. but really.
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23. my coworker v... the perv. just gave me a present of '7 days of incense' which i guess is big with the hindus like himself. all i was thinking was 'i'm not sleeping with you, stinky'.
but i took it.
but i took it.
Astral Poetry
"Eros! Your hand...!"
I was at some really ghetto mall one time and the side of a picture booth that they had said something to the effect of "good for remembering all your homey's who've got killed".
xfer
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24. my dad calls his/my dog 'snappy reptilian' sometimes because she pretends to attack you and has giant jaws like a k. dragon. her real name is Rita.
25. i've been on hold with best buy for like 25 minutes about this fucking laptop and i am now just realizing it was probably THERE since the 19th and the dick that was mean to me probably misplaced it. DOUCHEBAG.
26. i keep realizing i've spent several minutes grinding my teeth.... after the fact... not realizing i'd been doing it. fuck brad for making me so nervous.
26. i keep realizing i've spent several minutes grinding my teeth.... after the fact... not realizing i'd been doing it. fuck brad for making me so nervous.
27. i wonder if you swallowed a snake how long it'd live in your stomach? or maybe like if you could get a 'snake implant' and like have it live in your arm and just hang out and come out when you needed him/her.
Josh Seipp
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28. i just went outside to the corner of 6th and 24th to chase down a client who forgot his scarf and i inexplicably am passed by a hasidic guy carrying a fishing pole holding hands with a black woman wearing a pink nurse's uniform.
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