No EPL thread?

Most american's haven't truly experienced playing soccer because 90% of the coaches for the little league teams don't understand tactics or strategy.

And you just think is sucks because you get pussy Italian soccer, I hate watching that shit too, fucking spanish and italians all dive so goddamn much.
That said I think when there is a fucking foul in the box the ref MUST give a penalty kick for the foul or give a yellow card for diving, I the no diving rule NEEDS to be enforced if you really want to stop pussies from doing it.

I gotta be honest here, though, and give credit where credit is due. The UK teams fucking wail on each other, and the diving is much less.

Oh how I hate Italian soccer. I'd rather pull off my eyelids in a sandstorm than watch Italian soccer.
 
The British sure are sissies.

"An amateur chef died the day after eating a "superhot" chilli in a bet with his friend over who could make the hottest dish, an inquest heard.

By Jessica Salter
Last Updated: 2:46PM BST 29 Sep 2008
Chillis
Andrew Lee was in perfect health before he ate a chilli

Andrew Lee, 33, suffered heart failure the morning after he ate the chilli.

Toxicology tests are now being carried out to see if the fork lift truck driver suffered a fatal reaction to the dish or whether anything else contributed to his death.

Mr Lee, of Edlington, Doncaster was apparently in perfect health and had just passed a medical at work, the opening of the Doncaster hearing was told.

Cooking was one of his main interests and he went to his girlfriend Samantha Bailey's house to make a chilli.

His father John Lee told the inquest: "He had a bet with Samantha's brother who could make the hottest chilli then went back to her house to stay."

Mother-of-four Miss Bailey called the emergency services to her home nine days ago.

Police officers were called to the house after receiving reports of a man suffering a cardiac arrest and Mr Lee was found lying on the floor.

Paramedics failed to revive him and he was pronounced dead at the scene.

A full post-mortem examination is underway and further inquiries are being carried out.

Deputy Doncaster coroner Fred Curtis granted a burial order and adjourned the inquest for further evidence."
 
Pfft, "British"... I'm from England, I'm English...

The fuck am I Welsh, Scottish or Irish.
 
Yeah, Chromie, you gotta differentiate. They're four different countries with different languages even. They all get pissed if you lump them in with each other, and rightfully so.
 
Seeing as how the town names are all equally silly, I had no way to know which was where. Edlington, Doncastershire, take the 3:30 train from Wales, 3rd stop past Hobbiton. G'DAY GUV'NUH
 
Pfft, most American towns are named after "British" towns anyway :lol: There's even a Cambridge over there isn't there? And a Birmingham...

Oh I forgot New York.
 
American towns are named after many famous cities, actually. Rome, Vienna, and Venice are a few that come to mind.

I still have yet to see a Lancasterworcesterdevondoncastershire-esque town, though. You and your shires...pttthhh!
 
Canada is the worst though, "London, Ontario". Fuck that.

Seriously, I was like "OMG OPETH IN SEPTEMBER NO WAI!??! oh wait.... London in Canada ¬_¬"
 
Oh fucking no way. It's worse than finding out they're not coming near you when you get all excited about Type O Negative going to Rome, and then you find out it's fucking New York.

Fuckers.
 
Oh fucking no way. It's worse than finding out they're not coming near you when you get all excited about Type O Negative going to Rome, and then you find out it's fucking New York.

Fuckers.

End up being alright though as we get Opeth in Novemeber with Cynic :cool: