Most american's haven't truly experienced playing soccer because 90% of the coaches for the little league teams don't understand tactics or strategy.
And you just think is sucks because you get pussy Italian soccer, I hate watching that shit too, fucking spanish and italians all dive so goddamn much.
That said I think when there is a fucking foul in the box the ref MUST give a penalty kick for the foul or give a yellow card for diving, I the no diving rule NEEDS to be enforced if you really want to stop pussies from doing it.
I say we take soccer, and make it like polo.
...with golf carts and clubs. AWESOME.
Seeing as how the town names are all equally silly, I had no way to know which was where. Edlington, Doncastershire, take the 3:30 train from Wales, 3rd stop past Hobbiton. G'DAY GUV'NUH
American towns are named after many famous cities, actually. Rome, Vienna, and Venice are a few that come to mind.
I still have yet to see a Lancasterworcesterdevondoncastershire-esque town, though. You and your shires...pttthhh!
Oh fucking no way. It's worse than finding out they're not coming near you when you get all excited about Type O Negative going to Rome, and then you find out it's fucking New York.
Fuckers.
End up being alright though as we get Opeth in Novemeber with Cynic