NoLordy is FUCKING PISSED!

[Captain Beard]

Ok, I wanted Honey BBQ chicken, so I went to KFC, and they didn't have it because it was seasonal. I was a little dissapointed, but hey, it was ok.

So I wanted Buffalo Chicken Strips from Long John Silvers, but they weren't serving them. I wanted to know WHY. Get this.... They aren't serving it during Lent. This is the biggest pile of bullshit I have ever faced, I don't get my Buffalo chicken because THEY practice Lent. I don't CARE if they practice, but when I CAN'T have my GOD DAMNED chicken because THEY LOVE THAT FAGGOT JESUS... I'm considering going back there and someone getting my vocal wrath, I DON'T LIKE THEIR BELIEFS FORCED ON ME!

Anyone else have to deal with this horseshit?

 

[Captain Beard]

Update: The website got my formal complaint:

"Dear sir or madam,
Tonight I went to the local restaurant for your Buffalo Chicken Strips, which might I say, are a MASTERPIECE, possibly the best I have ever had, but... I was told they are not currently serving them. I was curious as to why, and was told they will not be served during Lent. I don't mind in the slightest that someone chooses to practice giving something up until easter, but, must they force it onto customers? I felt deeply insulted that I too must practice Lent because they felt the need to do this. Is this the only restaurant, or is this a company policy? I am very dissapointed with this.

Regards,

David Swayne"

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

very nice

 

[Captain Beard]

I mean hell, ITS A SAUCE on the chicken! They serve REGULAR CHICKEN! WHY NOT THE SAUCE?

 

[metal17]

hahaha

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Wow.....just...wow.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

yeah thats some faggotry...DEMAND FREE FOOD FOR A YEAR!!

 

[Super Mahrio]

thats illegal...go get em NL!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i meant to say....DEMAND FREE FOOD FOR 666 YEARS! muwahahahahah

 

[Dead_Lioness]

bloody christians.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

hahaha.... i think thats up there with "thats lame." karen

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Hahahahahahah. It is the sauce of SATAN.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

sacrifice them to Odin and then and take the chicken

 

[neal]

well, you could always go to the store and get some chicken and some sauce and bbq up some of that. thats what i would do in the first place.
-neal

 

[Captain Beard]

But the principle of the matter! I was denied meat because of Jesus!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

hahaha that sounds so funny for some reason

 

[Mr. Sphincter]

But the principle of the matter! I was denied meat because of Jesus!

Yes, Mr. Sphincter would be pissed too.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Yeah, that's not only lame, but incredibly fucking illogical. How does Buffalo sauce offend Jeebus, whereas regular chicken does not?

SMARTEST HUMANS EVER. Rape their souls.

 

[Captain Beard]

Christianism sucks.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

christianism?