Not-so-random, random thought:

[Will Bozarth]

If Jesus came back and ate Varg, what sentence would he get?

Keep these things in mind:
1. Jesus is dead
2. Varg is alive
3. Jesus turns water to wine
4. Varg turns black metallers into album covers
5. SAAATTAAAAAAN

 

[Will Bozarth]

exactly! hahahahaha

 

[Tee]

If Jesus came back and ate Varg, what sentence would he get?

all life on a diat, eating only grashoppers. to regain the purity of gastro-intestinal system.

 

[Will Bozarth]

yet another fine answer!

farewell! time for school

 

[Kvlt Wench]

He wouldn't get any sentence. He'd just eat everybody.

 

[Black Winter Day]

One with a subject and a predicate, of course! He might even get a compound-complex one with some commas (if he keeps being a "good boy" like mommy says he is)!

 

[irishreaper]

That he may.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Punishment by St. Anger

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

bob barker would come in jesus' place(as he ate his brains), and would eat varg's as well...