Nothing worse....

[Davros666]

...than getting into work, having a coffee and needing to release a chocolate-hostage, only to find all cubicles are in use and I've got a fucking meeting in 5 minutes!!....shit!

 

[MikeyBong]

I don't know, I think a swift kick in the balls might be worse!

 

[Davros666]

I don't know, I think a swift kick in the balls might be worse!

Hmm - you're right. Or, a swift kick in the balls, then needing a shit only to find all toilets are occupied.

Covered in vomit and shit-filled pants, with a meeting in 5 minutes. A great way for any one to start the day.

 

[MikeyBong]

Hmm - you're right. Or, a swift kick in the balls, then needing a shit only to find all toilets are occupied.

Covered in vomit and shit-filled pants, with a meeting in 5 minutes. A great way for any one to start the day.

Yep, that would suck!

 

[DumbAss]

Hold the meeting in the shitter.

 

[DarbysDad]

...than getting into work, having a coffee and needing to release a chocolate-hostage, only to find all cubicles are in use and I've got a fucking meeting in 5 minutes!!....shit!

cublices - we call them stalls here. I can't imagine having to shit in my cubicle at work