Now that...

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I would like to announce that now that she has broken up with that feg pitt, I will be doing the horizantal hustle with this woman.

And if she refuses, I'll remind her of her greatest movie ever:

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I think that's a flawless blackmail scheme.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Great movie.

 

[Super Mahrio]

i always thought her face resembled that of a dogs.....

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

She has nice eyes.

 

[Super Mahrio]

She has nice eyes.

ROFL!!! she also has some of the worst hair ever...

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Where do you come from anyway? Land of the pornstars where every frigen chick that isn't a 10 out of 10 without one flaw is beheaded?

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Where do you come from anyway? Land of the pornstars where every frigen chick that isn't a 10 out of 10 without one flaw is beheaded?

Id fuck her in the ass then cum on her face....................Twice.
I think shes very hot.
Actually her and Pitt are just seperating but not getting divorced.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I'd think about giving up my left nut to fornicate her. Not sure if I would, but it is a possibility.

 

[neal]

Id fuck her in the ass then cum on her face....................Twice.

this is an example of the too-much-information shit hemi was talking about the other day.

 

[NinjaKitten]

Your crazy Mah!
I think shes totally pretty.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

I'd think about giving up my left nut to fornicate her. Not sure if I would, but it is a possibility.

Did you know on the black market you can get like over 150,000 dollars for a testicle???? We only need one right???

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

this is an example of the too-much-information shit hemi was talking about the other day.

But to much information is what makes us American , in French or Asian porn they just fuck, but in American they tell them what they are doing when they are doing it. For example how many times have you heard " Do you like how Im fucking you ?" replies usally come in the form of MMMM or YES harder.
Its like they are talking so that blind people know what is going on. Because we all know blind people love porn.

 

[neal]

ill bet blind people like hookers better than porn.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

ill bet blind people like hookers better than porn.

BRILLIANT!!! * hands you a bottle of Guinness*

 

[neal]

brilliant!

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

brilliant!

I wish Jen Ann would show up at my house drunk and naked. Now that would be Brilliant.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

who the fuck is Jenn Ann? (post pics plz)

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I've showed up naked and drunk at Matt's house.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

and then I assraped you

FOR SATAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN