Well, folks, I didn't expect any of this but I happened to log in and I found this great outpouring of support that I really appreciate. This is a great community of people and your positive thoughts, prayers (sorry Zod) and kind words do make a difference in a very real way.
I will say that I wasn't offended by the one dude's correction of my "oma" crack, which as MitchG noted was indeed a joke. I mean seriously, though, OBVIOUSLY I know what "oma" means! I could pass myself off as a hematologist at this point.
Anyhow, now you know why I was bald. It wasn't a fashion statement, although some do wear it quite well (again, I acknowledge Zod among others).
As I write this, I am back in Atlanta at the airport, having been through three days of testing in Little Rock and one day of waiting in the Little Rock airport for my stupid flight that eventually left four hours late long after I'd given up and just decided to stick around in Arkansas another day (I'd have missed my connection anyway). For those interested, it was confirmed that I am in "very profound complete remission" by my genius doctor yesterday (yay!) although the chemo has caused calcification of my coronary arteries and an enlarged prostate (boo!). Great. I beat cancer only to die of a heart-attack while pissing myself.
(Note: that is also a joke).
The trick with this disease is remaining in remission, as noted in my comments that Glenn posted (thanks, Glenn, for nipping speculation in the bud which is precisely why I posted those comments in the first place). I have opted for the most aggressive treatment possible, as my arteries and prostate can attest to, and I remain confident that if I stick to the aggressive road, I'll be cured. Of course, being cured simply means dying of something else...hopefully unrelated to coronary artery disease.
Anyhow, I once again thank all of you for your concern and well-wishes. I have to respect my disease, since it almost always recurs without the aggressive treatment -- and that stops me from making pithy proclamations like "I've made Cancer my bitch" -- but I will say I'm gonna beat its ass.
Be well, all of you.
Best,
N