You keep a bottle of liquor next to your bed so you can have breakfast in bed when you wake up.
You consider anything less than 80 proof a chaser.
Your BAC is measured in proof.
You dont use cologne or aftershave because you have a moral objection to alcohol going anywhere but down your throat.
Youd exercise more but when you sweat it smells like booze and that makes you thirsty.
You'll join A.A. when they start serving cocktails at the meetings.
You show up to brewery tours wearing fins and a snorkel.
[size=+1]You watch Behind the Music and think Thats really not that much alcohol.[/size]
[size=+1]You hate it when your lightweight drinking buddies get so drunk you can barely see them.
[/size][size=+1]Half the bartenders in town know exactly which porch to leave you on.
[/size][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=+1]It takes two shots of whisky to wash the taste of Breathalyzer out of your mouth.
[/size][/font][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=+1]You like to stop for a drink on the way to the fridge to get a beer.
[/size][/font][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=+1]You drink to steady yourself, and sometimes you get so steady you cant move.
[/size][/font][size=+1]You have two personalities: Mr. Responsibility and Mr. I-Think-Ill-Call-All-My-Old-Girlfriends-While-I'm-Blacked-Out.[/size]