O/T: Death test

[nafnikufesin]

I saw this one on the general chat board, and thought that it might be funny to see how other Anthrax fans fared...

http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/

As for me, I can expect to die on:

March 8, 2051
at the age of 78 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (24%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Horrible Accident (12%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Loneliness (6%)
Homicide (5%)

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

July 7, 2041
at the age of 62 years old

Cancer (48%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Homicide (6%)

 

[Bad Mr Frosty]

October 7, 2055
at the age of 71 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Drowning (13%)
hird Degree Burns (8%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)

 

[Armored Thrax]

June 5, 2063
at the age of 93 years old. HOT DAMN.....I'll still be alive when "We've Come for You All" comes out!!!!!!


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (27%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Homicide (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)....This is what I am personally hoping for!!!
Alcoholism (5%)

 

[vomit]

Looks like:

September 20, 2039
at the age of 69 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (21%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Electrolysis (11%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Drowning (6%)
Homicide (5%)
Wild Animal Mauling (5%)


How come there were no questions about marriage? Sometimes death looks good to us married folk....heheehe!

I'm betting on alcoholism myself!
And much sooner than 2039!

 

[Jeffasin]

Holy crap!

Dec. 28 2021 at 50 years old

Cancer 18%
Alcoholism 18%
Heart attack 15%
Contagious disease 8%
Electrolysis 6%
Alien abduction5%

Looks like I'm going first....

j

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

I must be a really boring person because I didn't get as many cool ways to die as y'all did.

 

[Casey C]

January 1, 2044
at the age of 58 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Heart Attack (30%)
Homicide (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

I would never commit suicide though...

 

[KY_Fried442]

September 27, 2037
at the age of 63 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (24%)
Cancer (24%)
Drowning (10%)
Wild Animal Mauling (5%)

 

[Jockthrax]

It looks like my love of red wine is keepin me kicken till im 68!

Cancer (30%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Drowning (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (4%)
Waiting for the next anthrax album (1%)
Although the spine removal op when im 55 may prove 2 be my downfall "take mental note"....

 

[TD]

I'm dying at 60 in 2037. That seems generous. I love my work don't get me wrong, but I come home everyday with frayed nerves and I'm exhausted. So I do nothing all night but veg and sleep. Then on the weekend I either go out and sit in sleazy bars or just veg some more. I'm a turning into a xanex eating slug. I'm afraid depression is just around the corner.

 

[poorchoiceofwords]

Age 60, January 5, 2039. fuck man, thats not too far off i guess.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Originally posted by TD
I'm dying at 60 in 2037. That seems generous. I love my work don't get me wrong, but I come home everyday with frayed nerves and I'm exhausted. So I do nothing all night but veg and sleep. Then on the weekend I either go out and sit in sleazy bars or just veg some more. I'm a turning into a xanex eating slug. I'm afraid depression is just around the corner.

Wow, that makes me want to just jump up and do a happy dance.

 

[HELLBENTFORLEATHER]

I will join you all burning in hell on March 16, 2061 at the age of 74...

 

[SlaughterofSoul]

August 25, 2046
at the age of 63 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (25%)
Cancer (24%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (7%)
Drowning (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Homicide (5%)

I'm guessing the third one's the way I'll go. I'll probably go on vacation somewhere, and piss someone off, because I'm good at that.

 

[ThraxDude]

April 12, 2040
at the age of 67 years old.
Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Electrolysis (10%)
Drowning (9%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Homicide (5%)

 

[TD]

Originally posted by bRaTpRiNcEsS
Wow, that makes me want to just jump up and do a happy dance.

huh? you want to me to die, you're glad i'm depressed. i thought we were tight.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Originally posted by TD
huh? you want to me to die, you're glad i'm depressed. i thought we were tight.

NO!!! I was being sarcastic at your "enthusiasm." Perhaps I should have rolled my eyes instead of stuck my tongue out...

 

[augdawg2]

AugDawg will die on:

April 19, 2046
at the age of 71 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Homicide (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)


Hey, I took this test last year when I was poking smot all the time and it said that I was gonna die when I was 51!

It seems that I've pretty much quit now my life span has gone up

I still wish I could smokerolleyes: ) but on a serious note I feel quite abit better

Still wish I could smoke

But at least I feel smarter

Cheerz everybody!

AugDawg

 

[Brother in blood]

May 21, 2050
at the age of 63 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (27%)
Cancer (25%)
Horrible Accident (9%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)


Aliens, Wooo.