O/T: Death test

[GregadetH]

I'm gonna die on......September 19th 2028
at the age of 50

CANCER 39%
HEART ATTACK 20%
AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION 9%
LONELINESS 5%
AUTO-FELLATIO 5%

Dammit! I always wanted to have a knife shoved in my belly in a saloon for stealing another mans whore.........oh well.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Originally posted by GregadetH
I'm gonna die on......September 19th 2028
at the age of 50

CANCER 39%
HEART ATTACK 20%
AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION 9%
LONELINESS 5%
AUTO-FELLATIO 5%

Those last three seem somewhat repetitive, hey Greg? I'll bet all that auto-fellatio and autoerotic asphyxiation is what causes the cancer and/or heart attack

As an aside, I just read a disturbing statistic in my studies...it is estimated that 500 to 1000 people die of autoerotic asphyxiation per year. Let that be a lesson to all of you!

 

[Aussie_Outlaw]

[color=#AOEOOA] My last day on Earth will be:
January 13, 2055
at the age of 70 years old.


On that date I will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (10%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)

So I've started planning a funeral, who wants to come? Who'l still be alive to come?[/color]

 

[augdawg2]

Originally posted by Aussie_Outlaw
[color=#AOEOOA] My last day on Earth will be:
January 13, 2055
at the age of 70 years old.


On that date I will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (10%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)

So I've started planning a funeral, who wants to come? Who'l still be alive to come?[/color]

Oh man I'd show up, but I'll be dead according to the Death Test !

Cheerz!

AugDawg

 

[Ayeka]

What the fuck's up with UM today? Just took me 10 minutes to log in...

Anyway, Ican expect to die on:

September 8, 2041
at the age of 55 years old.

(yikes, I can start counting down my remaining 39 years already!)
And then I will die of:

Cancer (26%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Third Degree Burns (9%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Suicide (5%)

Well, as I got so bored waiting for UM to log me in, I'd started doing the Gay Test, and when I flicked back to get these results I had to click Refresh....suffice to say, these aren't what I had last time!

Cancer was at the top but Heart Attack wasn't second, although this is most accurate - I've always seen myself dying in a very unglamorous way. 3rd Degree Burns was originally at the bottom of the list - I smiled at this as I have already suffered 2nd Degree Burns no idea where Aliens, Diseases or Suicide came from....

The age doesn't surprise me at all, either. My lifestyle isn't dangerous, just very lazy and unhealthy!

 

[prime666]

Who wants to live forever? " It's better to burn out, then fade away". Kurgen from the original highlander movie.

 

[Ayeka]

I thought it was Def Leppard that said that

 

[mrthrax]

fuck all that bullshit if your number is on the board its as simple as that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MegadetH_Girl]

Well, I can expect to die on:

August 29, 2062
at the age of 80 years old.

On that date I will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Homicide (10%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Drowning (5%)

I have more chance to die from alien abduction than drowning... gee!

and it seems I'll be the last to die here... hehehe