Death test!

[xenophobe]

March 30, 2033
at the age of 64 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Homicide (10%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Drowning (6%)
Confusion (5%)
Wild Animal Mauling (5%)

[size=+4]October 2, 2034 [/size]
[size=+2]at the age of 66 years old. [/size]

Cancer (25%)

Electrolysis (13%)

Alien Abduction (10%)

Wild Animal Mauling (7%)

Heart Attack (5%)

Horrible Accident (5%)

Looks like I gained a little more than a year since I took this last.

 

[nØthing]

This test is all well and good, but how many close encounters with death have you had?

I can remember one within a month's time. I was cutting my wall to patch a hole that I made, and I came within an inch of an electrical line. If I had hit that, I would've been electricuted to death. Weird, huh?

 

[Bleakest Harvest]

[size=+4]June 10, 2048 [/size]
[size=+2]at the age of 64 years old. [/size]

On that date you will most likely die from:

[size=-1]

Cancer (32%)

Heart Attack (10%)

Alcoholism (10%)

Alien Abduction (10%)

Drowning (8%)

Homicide (5%)[/size]

 

[xenophobe]

This test is all well and good, but how many close encounters with death have you had?

I can remember one within a month's time. I was cutting my wall to patch a hole that I made, and I came within an inch of an electrical line. If I had hit that, I would've been electricuted to death. Weird, huh?

Nah, you wouldn't have died, but it definitely wouldn't have been comfortable.

I hate being shocked by electricity

Oh well, I did have one night shift, and then a double shift the next day once, and fell asleep at the wheel on the way home. Rolled and endo'd my truck, I was lucky to be alive.

Was so tired, I didn't even realize I was so tired, or I would have pulled over and slept.

 

[Lanterns]

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
March 20, 2047
at the age of 63 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (38%)
Alcoholism (15%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)

 

[R.I.P.2]

[font=verdana,arial,geneva,helvetica][size=+4] April 21, 2034
[size=+2] at the age of 46 years old.

[/size][/size][/font]Ah bugger.

 

[TB666]

July 2, 2061
at the age of 77 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (45%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Homicide (8%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Loneliness (6%)

Ok.

 

[Captain Beard]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:



[size=+4]September 21, 2049 [/size]
[size=+2]at the age of 67 years old. [/size]

On that date you will most likely die from:

[size=-1]

Cancer (21%)

Heart Attack (18%)

Electrolysis (12%)

Alcoholism (6%)

Alien Abduction (5%)[/size]

About the same age my forefathers died. Well I'll be screwed.

 

[R.I.P.2]

I did the test again as I remembered something I'd left out and answered incorrectly (yes, I'm an idiot)

[font=verdana,arial,geneva,helvetica][size=+4] April 29, 2042
[size=+2] at the age of 54 years old.

[/size][/size][/font][font=verdana,arial,geneva,helvetica]
[size=-1]

Cancer (33%)

Third Degree Burns (15%)

Heart Attack (14%)

Suicide (6%)

Contagious Disease (6%)

Homicide (6%)[/size][/font]


That's okay.

 

[Destroyer Of Orden]

January 20, 2089
at the age of 103 years old

On that date you will most likely die from:

Alchoholism (2%)
Cancer (23%)
Alien Abduction (6%)

 

[Profanity]

January 26, 2051
at the age of 67 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (22%)
Auto-Fellatio (11%)
Suicide (10%)
Alien Abduction (10%)

 

[Under a Stone]

July 1, 2053
at the age of 65 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Heart Attack (25%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)

oh dear

 

[Raistlin1980]

You can expect to die on:


March 14, 2055
at the age of 75 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Heart Attack (25%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Homicide (9%)
Alcoholism (8%)

 

[stefan86]

You can expect to die on:



[size=+4]October 8, 2066 [/size]
[size=+2]at the age of 79 years old. [/size]

On that date you will most likely die from:

[size=-1]

Heart Attack (23%)

Cancer (17%)

Alcoholism (15%)

Alien Abduction (13%)

Third Degree Burns (7%)
[/size]

 

[Evan84]

heh, I had an 8% chance of dying of

"Public execution in a third world country"

 

[EagleFlyFree]

November 8, 2053
at the age of 69 years old.

Cancer (38%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Homicide (8%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Heart Attack (5%)

hehe neato
btw if i'm going to die, make it a horrible accident! if i am to go, i wanna go in style!

 

[ouagadougou]

[size=+4]April 4, 2059 [/size]
[size=+2]at the age of 73 years old. [/size]

On that date you will most likely die from:

[size=-1]

Cancer (31%)

Heart Attack (18%)

Alien Abduction (13%)

Contagious Disease (9%)

Drowning (7%)

Homicide (6%)[/size]

 

[Caelestia]

You can expect to die on:

[size=+4]January 11, 2057 [/size]
[size=+2]at the age of 74 years old. [/size]
On that date you will most likely die from:

[size=-1]Cancer (53%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Homicide (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)[/size]

 

[$t0n3r]

You can expect to die on:

November 8, 2055
at the age of 67 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Auto-Fellatio (19%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Cancer (12%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Suicide (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)

 

[Destroyer Of Orden]

Wahahahaha! I shall outlive you all!