O/T: sorta....types of metalllll

[Catharsis70]

can someone explain to me the 750 different types of metal out there now? I just dont get it all.....NuMetal, metal core, gore core, grind core, apple core.... got me stumped. One of you has to list this shit out and give some band examples for all these different metal type. While your at it can anyone explain to me why band names need to be sentence these days instead of a word or two? Maybe I am just an old fuck too outta touch .. dunno...."take me back to a heavy time" ..........

 

[Arg_Hamster]

Gay-core: Most so called Nu-metal and Emo bands evolve into this on their second album with bitter songs about how their dads refused to start a sexual relationship with them on their 16th birthday. They also do a really bad disco-cover on that album to show they really know what irony is all about.

Julio-core: Harder than grindcore and more explicit than hardcore pornography, hold on to you panties (or throw them at the singer).

 

[Anthrax_Mosher]

Metalcore is like Atreyu, Early Avenged Sevenfold, and all those shitty 2nd stage bands at Ozzfest. Nu-Metal is more like Korn, Godsmack, shit like that.

 

[Anthrax_Mosher]

Gay-core: Most so called Nu-metal and Emo bands evolve into this on their second album with bitter songs about how their dads refused to start a sexual relationship with them on their 16th birthday. They also do a really bad disco-cover on that album to show they really know what irony is all about.

Don't make fun of Good Charlotte !

 

[MikeyBong]

There is only one true metal...and it's name is JULIO!

 

[Canucklehead]

I thought this page had a lot of good descriptions: http://www.metal-observer.com/speakmetal.php?lid=1

Not everyone will agree, but when does anyone on this board agree with anything lately?!?

 

[Consuming Impulse]

Nu Metal: Nu Metal sucks. The End.

 

[Anthrax_Mosher]

Nu Metal: Nu Metal sucks. The End.

I only like Korn & Limp Bizkit.

Slipknot, Godsmack and the rest suck balls.

 

[Arg_Hamster]

I only like Korn & Limp Bizkit.

Slipknot, Godsmack and the rest suck balls.

Nice to see you have the balls to admit you like Limp Dipshit!

 

[Anthrax_Mosher]

Nice to see you have the balls to admit you like Limp Dipshit!

Yeah those guys are fucking great. I was listening to their greatest hits cd today.

 

[Arg_Hamster]

Yeah those guys are fucking great. I was listening to their greatest hits cd today.

I really detest them (along with 95% of all Nu-metal). But as long as you´re not wearing the same stupid red hat as Durst (and all the little kids who adored him) I think I can live with it.

 

[Catharsis70]

C'MON...gimme somethin to break never got you pumped up

 

[Anthrax_Mosher]

C'MON...gimme somethin to break never got you pumped up

Break Stuff !!

 

[Arg_Hamster]

C'MON...gimme somethin to break never got you pumped up

Half-listened to a LB gig once, fell asleep after 20 minutes or so. My friend woke me up and we went to get something to drink.

 

[MikeyBong]

Break Stuff !!

I'd like to break their CD's.

 

[DumbAss]

I really detest them (along with 95% of all Nu-metal). But as long as you´re not wearing the same stupid red hat as Durst (and all the little kids who adored him) I think I can live with it.

As comic book guy would say:
"Worst band ever."