odd request: asking help from those who speak Norwegian

[dsm]

Can you please help me translate the following phrase from English to Norwegian? I need it worded the best it can be. I know it cannot be word for word, but as long as the same feeling comes across.


Defaced columns of my heart
Fluid torment
Vocal daggers of destruction
Come to take your life.


thanks in advance

 

[Karmic]

hahahaha, im half norwegian, sorta, but im not so sure.



hmmm.

bah, cant translate, thats what im worst at. try an online translator....?

 

[Karmic]

and for being on this board, it doesnt seem very odd at all.

 

[Will Bozarth]

true haha

 

[Black Winter Day]

with lyrics like that, i can see why you would want them to be in a different language

 

[Will Bozarth]

blow me hahahha

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I don't see how more obvious it must be... he wants them in norwegian so that he can be more tr00.

 

[Will Bozarth]

i honestly dont know why lol

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

seems kind of pointless to just put them in norwiegen (sp?) :|

 

[Will Bozarth]

yeah, it does. but itll really confuse some people

 

[Black Winter Day]

not us! you already gave it away! and now we will tell the world!

 

[Will Bozarth]

good luck with that, very few have even heard of us or even give a shit hah

 

[Captain Beard]

A translator gave me:

"(Defaced) søyler av mitt hjerte
Væske (torment)
Stemmedaggers av ødeleggelse
Kommer ta Deres liv."

 

[Will Bozarth]

thanks now, if only there are suitable replacements for those two words

 

[Guerrilla]

Knowing the reliability of internet translators, what NoLordy posted, in english it probably says

my dog's penis is grand
the eighth wonder
I admire it
and suck it every night

 

[Asgeir Mickelson]

"Forvridde søyler av mitt hjerte
Den flytende plage
Ødeleggelsens stemmer er som kniver,
som kommer for å ta deres liv."

- Asgeir

 

[Will Bozarth]

holy shit, thanks!!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

noooooowwwwwww

how do you pronounce "ø"

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Super Mahrio]

hahahaha, im half norwegian, sorta, but im not so sure.

News to me..i thought you were just a bonafide Swede...

how do you pronounce "ø"

Umm..i think its like a "er" or "ö" sound....

 

[Asgeir Mickelson]

noooooowwwwwww

how do you pronounce "ø"

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Like in "earn", "learn" or "turn"...

- Asgeir