Off topic - Corny comebacks

[Meedleyx10]

was that some lame excuse for a corny comeback??

if i wanted my comeback i woulda wiped it off your moms lip

 

[Katalepsy]

Wow, I usually just tell people to shut up.

We have threads like these in case "Shut Up" just doesn't do the trick.

 

[dargormudshark]

me:Oh Yeah well you have sex with your'e dad
Other:How would you know?
Me:Because I was in the next room dong it woth your mom

 

[Beelzebub]

if i wanted my comeback i woulda wiped it off your moms lip

bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....

PS: I have this certain presence over people such that if I tell them to shut up, they do so promptly. No thread needed here :Spin:

 

[Katalepsy]

bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....

PS: I have this certain presence over people such that if I tell them to shut up, they do so promptly. No thread needed here :Spin:

Hmmm...Sounds good to me!

 

[SilentRealm]

oh man that mom one was harsh, although why do people insult your mother? are you meant to care?

My 'comebacks' I get are usually from guys I've rejected.

There's the 'calling me a slut' one.. thats just dumb, who gets offended by something they know isnt true by someone who has no educated opinion to offer?

 

[Beelzebub]

What's ironic about the old slut insult is that in most cases it's inappropriate for the situation. For example:

Dude: Hey go out with me
Me: no thanks
Dude: You're a slut

I'm a slut because I'm not going out on a date?

 

[-Gavin-]

Doesn't beat the scottish classic!



".....ya cunt!"

 

[SilentRealm]

oh i hate that word!! and I know Scottish say it all the time.

 

[Thraxz]

Scottish kick ass! Sorry... there goes my inflammatory comment for the day.

 

[soundgarden]

My friend is a huge Jeremy Shockey fan(ny giants) and one day for some reason he says "I think i am in love with this guy". And I said what any good friend would, "dude you are a faggot". Then he cunningly retalitates with "well you are a poo poo head". We paused for like 10 seconds, then we nearly died with laughter.

 

[-Gavin-]

oh i hate that word!! and I know Scottish say it all the time.

Hahahahaha, sorry but we Scots just kick so much ass, we're allowed to say such profanities

 

[ShredManWalking]

My friend is a huge Jeremy Shockey fan(ny giants) and one day for some reason he says "I think i am in love with this guy". And I said what any good friend would, "dude you are a faggot". Then he cunningly retalitates with "well you are a poo poo head". We paused for like 10 seconds, then we nearly died with laughter.

THAT'S what I'm talking about! Corniness reigns in that quote. That's what I wanna hear.

 

[Thraxz]

I called my best friend Ugly, Penis Head and Fat Mexican for about 4 years....

 

[Dobbit]

erhm.... "You idiot, you stupid idiot!" and "Idiot head" as well as "dorky head" are some of my favorites.