Official Off Topic Thread

[arglebargle]

The funniest and goriest thing u'll see in a loooong time

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2107860976834753426&sourceid=docidfeed&hl=en

omg that was horribly cheesy and stupid., but also awesome. wtf @ the dude speaking in broken english.

 

[Tongue_Ring]

I got in trouble for bringing home and watching Toxic Avenger when i was 13. My mum went spastic at me for laughing when they were putting point values on running people over....she took it back to the video shop and blasted them for renting it to me...went and watched it at a friends house the next day.

Troma makes the best movies ever

 

[Tongue_Ring]

this is what an adult female is supposed to look like

www.samanthaslopes.com/tour/preview06.htm

 

[Tongue_Ring]

But men are simple. Women are very complex. Men is just ones and zeros. Just like a digital system. For a woman, there are many different numbers and very different odds. They are so complex that even sometimes they can't understand themselves I am happy with my ones and zeros. Be simple, be happy

+1

 

[theVikingR]

this is what an adult female is supposed to look like

www.samanthaslopes.com/tour/preview06.htm

This isn't supposed to come off as insulting, and I have nothing against homosexuality, but it's a little contradictory that you're so concerned with what men and women are "supposed" to be like naturally when you're bisexual and men are "supposed" to have sex with women.

 

[Tongue_Ring]

This isn't supposed to come off as insulting, and I have nothing against homosexuality, but it's a little contradictory that you're so concerned with what men and women are "supposed" to be like naturally when you're bisexual and men are "supposed" to have sex with women.

1st
most of the males calling themselves "bi" are actually rapists (i'll explain if somebody asks)

2nd
i have an oral fixation and i love both sucking dick and eating pussy

3rd
i do NOT like recieving anal

4th
i think samantha slopes is sexy

 

[theVikingR]

1st
most of the males calling themselves "bi" are actually rapists (i'll explain if somebody asks)

2nd
i have an oral fixation and i love both sucking dick and eating pussy

3rd
i do NOT like recieving anal

4th
i think samantha slopes is sexy

Thanks for that information, but I don't think you addressed the point. You've written in previous posts that men are supposed to have abs and women are supposed to have some degree of fat because that's the way they're naturally meant to be. Men are also naturally supposed to conduct in sexual activity with women because that's just the way procreation is achieved or the species dies.

My point is if you're using the "it's natural" argument to support one idea, you can't ignore it for other ideas.

 

[Tubbs]

WHAT THE HELL! Stopping talking about this foul shit on the Symphony X forum please, it's incredibly tasteless and I'd really rather not hear it. This forum is for music, and it is not for people's personal sexual preferances.

 

[DoomsdayZach]

Tongue ring, just go the fuck away. It's the same damn conversation every time you show up here. No one cares, seriously. Just go away, no one likes you, you are jojo version 2.0

 

[turke]

Hey Tubbs, i am a fan of your avatars man Oh rly ? Ya rly

 

[Tubbs]

Haha, thanks! You should see the ridiculous amount of owls I have here.

 

[Matt]

I refer ya'll to this link to see who tongue ring (who is actually Lord Red Dragon) cooked up to draw attention to itself.

 

[SilentRealm]

^ couldnt even make it past the second paragraph of that story before i got bored off my skull..

when i think of women 'supposed' to be curvy.. i think of women like salma hayek.. not.. that..samantha slopes whatever her name is..

 

[meisteh]

I got to about 3-4 paragraphs then the idea of doing some cleaning around the house started to seem more and more appealing.

also I heard that in SR's dreams all the men call her SilentSlopes.

 

[Matt]

^ couldnt even make it past the second paragraph of that story before i got bored off my skull..

What, do you think I actually read it?

 

[DoomsdayZach]

fuckin' a... seriously needs to die.

 

[proulxski]

lol, i read the first word and dropped to my knees...

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

1st
most of the males calling themselves "bi" are actually rapists (i'll explain if somebody asks)

2nd
i have an oral fixation and i love both sucking dick and eating pussy

3rd
i do NOT like recieving anal

4th
i think samantha slopes is sexy

All this time I thought you were a dude !



I read 8-9 paragraphs of that when I rolled down and realized it was an entire articles about “pointless” !

 

[turke]

Haha, thanks! You should see the ridiculous amount of owls I have here.

I love owls. They are the most nobble looking kind among all birds. I respect them

 

[Anonymous]

Nothing beats the Akerfeldt owl that I made. I had it in my sig some time ago.