Official Off Topic Thread

[ABQShredHead]

Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy. -Benjamin Franklin.

 

[Rose Immortal]

Wow, it seems as though I'm the only person on earth who hates any kind of drugs or alcohol.

Naw, you're not the only one. I hate the idea of being out of control of myself. As for alcohol...well, to me it smells like something you use to clean bedpans. And the one time I tasted any, when I was visiting a church that used real wine for Communion, it actually tasted that bad. Let's just say I immediately lost the meaning of what I was doing!

 

[Anonymous]

It pretty much depends on taste, I still haven't found my 'ideal' drink yet because I'm still underage. I'm assuming I'll find it when I go to bars and shit, but for now I just drink beer.

 

[MetalstormV3.0b]

Dizzy juice is bad!

 

[Anonymous]

No man, it's called pirate juice.

 

[Tubbs]

NO WAI NINJAS > PIRATES DONT EVEN GO THERE

I'd be pissed to find out that you're a pirate.

PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE NOT A PIRATE!!!

 

[Anonymous]

I'm definitely a ninja, I'm just saying beer = pirate juice.

To prove I'm a ninja, I'm inventing ninja metal (Watch out, Battleheart!)

 

[Tubbs]

Yay! I'm glad you're a ninja and not one of those FAILURE pirates who FAIL and are made of FAIL and FAIL.

I'm sorry I ever thought you were.

 

[Anonymous]

 

[Tubbs]

Meme making is fun.

 

[Horus]

I'm definitely a ninja, I'm just saying beer = pirate juice.

To prove I'm a ninja, I'm inventing ninja metal (Watch out, Battleheart!)

Ninja Metal? How would one go about describing said genre? Speed Metal with Shurikens and that Japanese instrument that I can't spell?

 

[ABQShredHead]

Just got a six-pack of Oaked Bastard. I will enjoy one tonight.

 

[1by4by9]

I went to local bar. There was a show of short movies made by local unit of university of applied sciences. Pretty weird stuff. It really got me thirsty.

 

[MetalstormV3.0b]

Ninja Metal? How would one go about describing said genre? Speed Metal with Shurikens and that Japanese instrument that I can't spell?

Shakuhachi?

 

[Horus]

Yeah, that.

 

[Anonymous]

Shakuhachi?

Hahahaha, I was JUST about to mention that instrument SHAKUHACHI SOLO!!!!!!! (triple-lol)

It would be a combination of ambient music and metal, but very precise and disciplined. I'm assuming it would also involve oriental scales and exotic instruments, *swish* and *woosh* sounds during the songs would add a ninja-esque touch to the music.

 

[SilentRealm]

^ actually ninja metal could be pretty awesome if done the way mrfast says..

 

[ABQShredHead]

And random explosions after which the music completely disappears.

 

[Anonymous]

^ actually ninja metal could be pretty awesome if done the way mrfast says..

Just wait and see, I've been planning it for like a month now and I feel confident enough to begin the writing process.

 

[Horus]

I still say make it a brand of Prog/Speed Metal, with shred guitar and time sigs of 21/16 at 180 bpm. And Guitar/Shakuhachi harmonized leads and stuff. Can't forget those.