DoomsdayZach
The Professor was right
One of the guys from Mortician used to deliver flowers. I know you're probably the last person worried about being "metal" (i detected a tone of sarcasm in your post hehe) but... that's fucking awesome.
Being a chruch organist is metal
All I have to say is "wtf" and "where do you get your sources from" to that. Opeth is probably the complete opposite of that. (King Crimson is pretty sexy though)Opeth and Dream Theater are "pretend" progressive bands that make metalheads look musically ignorant. I'll take King Crimson any day...