Official Off Topic Thread

[Kenneth R.]

I just had the best Klondike Bar ever created.

 

[Detective Clarence Beauregard]

I'm reading through ancient SymX threads and they're so sweet.. I wish I was around then *tear*

Which threads?

 

[Lorem Ipsum]

Write in "uh... on 5th street you can only telecommunicate with mock tricorders from Star Trek - TNG"

That'd rule.

Maybe also slip in something about a series of tubes.

 

[Meedleyx10]

anybody have rich parents that are interested in adopting a 19 year old college student?

*damn studen loans *

 

[CttN]

Guess who I ran into by coincidence tonight?

 

[progmetaldan]

Guess who I ran into by coincidence tonight?

John Petrucci?

 

[CttN]

Noes. Ret- lol, by pure chance.

 

[progmetaldan]

sure it was chance...

 

[ABQShredHead]

Write in "uh... on 5th street you can only telecommunicate with mock tricorders from Star Trek - TNG"

That'd rule.

Maybe also slip in something about a series of tubes.

Nah, the zoning ordinance for the city - what "structures" can be built where, that kind of thing. Not what type of devices can be used.

 

[DoomsdayZach]

Then build a...a... a DINOSAUR!!

So i've been at work for 3.5 hours and i've input 2 incident reports. now, to give some perspective, an involved incident report should take no more than 10 minutes to input, and that's me being very generous. So 2 in three and a half hours is... amazing. God i win hard.

I'm not lazy, but it is "f it" friday

 

[Kenneth R.]

It's death metal friday.

 

[DoomsdayZach]

Nope, finntroll friday. I can't wait until Moonsorrow Monday

 

[Meedleyx10]

triple post.....fail

 

[Jax]

My feet friggin' hurt, work kicked my ass this week.

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[DoomsdayZach]

triple post.....fail

What triple post? Are you on druuuugs or something?

My feet friggin' hurt, work kicked my ass this week.

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Awww poor jax Someone needs to get you a foot massage.

 

[Burnout]

Methinks I might purchase Hope.

 

[Horus]

Alright; get a pen and paper; I'm going to teach you the conceptual physics behind being a troll. :biggrin:
When you say something to a person, the vibrations in the air that cause the sound from your mouth that goes into the person's ear and mixes with the eminating frequency of the person's thoughts. When these two frequencies come together, they can either have constructive interference or destructive interference.
Constructive interference between the two waves results in agreement, while Destructive results in disagreement.

At the same time, the force exerted by the vibrating waves in the wind happens to be strong enough that it's capable of blowing sand in the person's vagina, which causes them to start to get itchy down there. And in trying to do something about said sand without using their hands, the person will proceed to accidentally bunch their panties up, which also causes massive irritation. One variable that could also effect how much this effects the final result is how enthusiastic the person is about the subject. If they don't care really, then it shouldn't always be too big of an effect, but if it's something where they constantly have their hands glued to their cocks, for example, fanboiism, then the irritation would be especially soar due to the wear in the skin from constant masturbation. And in some cases, it could even result in bleeding, which can easily be confused with PMS.

Now, the destructive interference in combination with the sand in the person's vagina causes a massive emotional shift in the person's attitude from positive to negative, thus resulting in the person getting all pissy and whiny about the subject at hand.

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[DoomsdayZach]

Stop smoking pot harris.

 

[Horus]

I can quit whenever I want. I just don't want to.

 

[DoomsdayZach]

Ugh. I'm having the damnedest time trying to get things going. I have been trying to write some reviews for the last number of days and everything i write turns out shitty. yeah, i know a lot of y'all don't like my reviews or my writing style anyway. Probably think i just whack my dick against the keyboard and post whatever comes of that, but it's actually a lot of work and it's getting to be really damned frustrating.

Ugh