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J-Dubya 777
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I'm guessing a person with religious or moral convictions that won't allow their @sses to touch a CLEAN toilet seat in an office building. This person has loose digestive issues to put it bluntly. there is spatter all over the BACK of the seat, the porcelean on the back of the toilet behind the seat, the wall, & the floor. The worst was Wednesday, when this person discovered that the paper was out, and left a drip mark trail out of the stall to the paper towel dispenser, and then flushed the paper towels, stopping up the toilet. If I catch this person, I can't gurantee that I will be able to stop beating them. I'm 100% serious about that. Seriously, if you can't learn how to use a fucking american toilet, you need to go back to your third world country/neighborhood, and shit in the street/sand/soil. Building management as well as the poor cleaning crew (who I feel sorry for...) are aware, and if the perp is caught, he will be banned from the building. Doesn't matter WHAT company in the building they work for.
Iced Dog
The Stormrider's Pooch
Oh man...haha...yeah I feel sorry for the custodial crew too. If the perp is ever caught, you need to post here with details...like how they got escorted out of the building by security guards, kicking and screaming about how it wasn't their shit and it had to be a frame-job 
J-Dubya 777
It NEVER ends
Oh man...haha...yeah I feel sorry for the custodial crew too. If the perp is ever caught, you need to post here with details...like how they got escorted out of the building by security guards, kicking and screaming about how it wasn't their shit and it had to be a frame-job
You KNOW I'll post an update!
SilentRealm
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Yep, you're wearing them, they are called "shoes"
that's what i already have haha, but i mean if a gov is going to grossly overcharge for something stating the country needs to move in a 'greener' direction, an alternative must be offered..
progmetaldan
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We had a similar issue upstairs where I work there is a centre for teaching immigrants English, and the toilets in there would often end up as you described...
Now there's a nice big, hand-drawn sign on the door with a diagram of a person squatting with their feet up on the seat, and then someone sitting on a toilet normally, saying: "DO NOT SIT LIKE THIS. THIS MAKES THE TOILET SEAT DIRTY. SIT LIKE THIS." True story...
This is easily cured by first starting with a ocean roar, then followed by a little facial mop sequence.... & dried to a crispy crunch in front of the hand dryer.... then paraded through the building to the chant of "come look at the shit head"
they wont be back
J-Dubya 777
It NEVER ends
We had a similar issue upstairs where I work there is a centre for teaching immigrants English, and the toilets in there would often end up as you described...
Now there's a nice big, hand-drawn sign on the door with a diagram of a person squatting with their feet up on the seat, and then someone sitting on a toilet normally, saying: "DO NOT SIT LIKE THIS. THIS MAKES THE TOILET SEAT DIRTY. SIT LIKE THIS." True story...
I've said from the beginning that it's someone from the Berlitz language school that is on our floor. If I have to, I will make a "Shitting 101" diagram, & paste it inside the stall doors. This is NOT in lieu of a beating if they get caught! F'ing scumbags! Did the diagram work in Oz???
Iced Dog
The Stormrider's Pooch
J-Dubya 777
It NEVER ends
Kenneth R.
Cináed
progmetaldan
Member
I think it has a little bit actually...
Dan's will be much nicer than mine....
Dan! Get a pic of that drawing!
If I remember I'll try to post it...
J-Dubya 777
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Yngvai X
Dark Emperor
This seemed like the most appropriate thread to post this in, cause its not really spamming someone's band
As some of you may (or may not) know, my day job is teaching guitar at a Paul Green's School of Rock. The last 3 months I've also been the director of the Classic Metal show. Basically the way the shows at the school work is that Paul Green has stock shows that have a master list of songs to choose from, and the director has to stick to 80% those songs and 20% his own choices. So as you can imagine, I had a field day picking out the songs for these kids to do. So after 3 months of rehearsal, the show gets booked at two venues and the kids perform on stage. Our performances just took place this last weekend and these kids fucking rocked. I'm so proud of how well they did, that I want to show em off to you guys. Heres videos of two of the best songs they did (still waiting for one of the guitarists to upload the video of I Want Out by Helloween, cause that was IMO the best song they played):
Crystal Mountain - Death
The Trooper - Iron Maiden
Keep in mind the ages of these kids are between 12-16. And in case you were wondering, The Trooper was on the list, Crystal Mountain was one of my choices
As some of you may (or may not) know, my day job is teaching guitar at a Paul Green's School of Rock. The last 3 months I've also been the director of the Classic Metal show. Basically the way the shows at the school work is that Paul Green has stock shows that have a master list of songs to choose from, and the director has to stick to 80% those songs and 20% his own choices. So as you can imagine, I had a field day picking out the songs for these kids to do. So after 3 months of rehearsal, the show gets booked at two venues and the kids perform on stage. Our performances just took place this last weekend and these kids fucking rocked. I'm so proud of how well they did, that I want to show em off to you guys
. Heres videos of two of the best songs they did (still waiting for one of the guitarists to upload the video of I Want Out by Helloween, cause that was IMO the best song they played):Crystal Mountain - Death
The Trooper - Iron Maiden
Keep in mind the ages of these kids are between 12-16. And in case you were wondering, The Trooper was on the list, Crystal Mountain was one of my choices
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J-Dubya 777
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DoomsdayZach
The Professor was right
I just got back from Paganfest with Suidakra, Eluveitie, Tyr, Turisas and Ensiferum. Locals Oakhelm opened up the show. I'm too tired to do an in depth review, but when Suidakra came onstage, it really hit me that this music (one of my favorite metal genres if not my overall favorite) is really here and these bands I never thought I would see were in front of my eyes. I swear to god I almost started crying, i was so overwhelmed with the intensity and gravity of the situation. It was nothing short of amazing. I can't even begin to describe how i'm feeling right now.
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