Zach says:
speaking of, looks like tomorrow is black hole day.
Brandon says:
Yeah, so I heard
Brandon says:
I hope everyone dies
Zach says:
eh, i'm not that nihilistic
Zach says:
i kinda like this place
Brandon says:
Me neither, just sarcastic
Zach says:
well, i echo the sentiment... thoguh i amend it to say i hope the stupid 90% of the world dies
Zach says:
dio should live though
Brandon says:
I don't think a black hole could kill Dio
Zach says:
i think dio would swallow up the black hole
Zach says:
or maybe the black hole would warp time, fail to destroy dio, open up a gate to an alternate dimension and there'd be another Dio.
Zach says:
then the universe would collapse on itself due to an influx of awesome
Brandon says:
I think Dio's ego would make him detest the fact that there's another Dio so they'd end up fighting till one dies, regaining balance in the universe
Zach says:
that would be epic
Zach says:
a battle in nothingness as the universe collapses around them
Brandon says:
And both competitors are Dio
Zach says:
dare i wish?
Zach says:
be still, my heart
Brandon says:
I think if that would happen, links to the videos would replace all adultfriendfinder ads on the internet.
Brandon says:
Cause who the hell would want to get laid when you can watch Dio fighting Dio in an arena of nothing
Zach says:
sex would cease to be important
Brandon says:
It's clearly the better thing to do
Zach says:
it may be a huge turning point in history though
Zach says:
because no one would procreate since everyone would be watching the video of dio over and over
Zach says:
and thus, dio fighting dio in an arena of nothingness while the universe collapsed about them would spell the end of mankind
Brandon says:
Wow
Zach says:
yeah
