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CPD News: Body Found
Tuesday December 09, 2008

Cleveland , Ohio

Cleveland Police have recovered the body of an adult male from the Cuyahoga River at 8:45 AM.

The victim apparently fell in and drowned due to excessive alcohol consumption. He was
wearing a Cleveland Browns jersey, black fishnet stockings and a red garter belt. He also
had a cucumber inserted in his rectum.

The police thoughtfully removed the Browns jersey to spare the family any unnecessary embarrassment.

:lol:
 
YO guys!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guess what???

Today as I was walking to my class at college, I saw a parked Kia SUV and on the back of it... SYMHONY X STICKER!!!! It said symhony x in big letters and at the bottom it said www.symphonyx.com !!! I got excited and I wanted to find out who the car belonged too!! lol
Pretty cool huh? Especially for a place where nobody has even heard of Symphony X lol.
 
CPD News: Body Found
Tuesday December 09, 2008

Cleveland , Ohio

Cleveland Police have recovered the body of an adult male from the Cuyahoga River at 8:45 AM.

The victim apparently fell in and drowned due to excessive alcohol consumption. He was
wearing a Cleveland Browns jersey, black fishnet stockings and a red garter belt. He also
had a cucumber inserted in his rectum.

The police thoughtfully removed the Browns jersey to spare the family any unnecessary embarrassment.
Aaaaawesome! How appropriate for the first thing I read upon returning to PA.

It's cold, it's wet, and I gotta go to work. But hey, I'm home, so that's cool (I guess).
 
CPD News: Body Found
Tuesday December 09, 2008

Cleveland , Ohio

Cleveland Police have recovered the body of an adult male from the Cuyahoga River at 8:45 AM.

The victim apparently fell in and drowned due to excessive alcohol consumption. He was
wearing a Cleveland Browns jersey, black fishnet stockings and a red garter belt. He also
had a cucumber inserted in his rectum.

The police thoughtfully removed the Browns jersey to spare the family any unnecessary embarrassment.

LMAO :lol:
 
Well shit, I totally haven't looked at this thread in days (have spent days upon days trying to recover from catastrophic computer failure), & missed Jeff coming through SJ. Epic fail on my part. :/
 
Well shit, I totally haven't looked at this thread in days (have spent days upon days trying to recover from catastrophic computer failure), & missed Jeff coming through SJ. Epic fail on my part. :/
You didn't miss much - that was probably the weakest show of the tour. Venue wasn't really set up for a metal show, bad sound, crowd wasn't into it.

...I wouldn't pay 20 bucks to see a metal band if I wasn't going to go crazy.
Cynic+Meshuggah tour is going to rule.
Holy shit, didn't know Cynic was hitting the road. I'm there.
 
What exactly do you call overpriced? you know there's a lot involved in food price, don't you?

Yep

@ Jeff

Yo man.. Apr 4th in Atlanta I'll try to see you and your band. You stay for a meet and greet yeah? I wanna get some pics, sign some of my stuff!! I know a star!! lol
When you tour will you be posting as much? Or probably not as much yeah?
 
Yo man.. Apr 4th in Atlanta I'll try to see you and your band. You stay for a meet and greet yeah? I wanna get some pics, sign some of my stuff!! I know a star!! lol
When you tour will you be posting as much? Or probably not as much yeah?
Heh, I don't know about "star." You know an opener. :lol:

Anyway... yeah, man, of course we'll be hanging around after the shows - trying to sell merch to get our asses to the next city, watching the headliners, loading out the gear, trying to find places to crash, hanging out with people, etc! I imagine I won't be able to post as much, but as an internet addict, I usually find a way to at least keep up with what's going on on the forum.
 
Heh, I don't know about "star." You know an opener. :lol:

Anyway... yeah, man, of course we'll be hanging around after the shows - trying to sell merch to get our asses to the next city, watching the headliners, loading out the gear, trying to find places to crash, hanging out with people, etc! I imagine I won't be able to post as much, but as an internet addict, I usually find a way to at least keep up with what's going on on the forum.

Good luck, Jeff! I hope it all goes well! I'm coming back to Pittsburgh Friday for a week or so, are you guys playing any local shows?