Official RC Snobby Beer Purchases Thread

neal said:
yeah right, the brewery is 3 miles from the house i grew up in and i barely ever get that shit. now i live 100 miles away but it might as well be 10,000, i have NEVER seen a bottle of pliny in sacramento. i do usually go get a pint at the brewery when i visit my parents though :tickled:
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They're around, they just sell out quickly. As whathisface stated above, the craft beer ish is getting out of hand. There's this one liquor/wine/beer store I used to frequent, they would constantly have a stock of harder to find beers and just an overall great selection. I could walk in, grab something, and leave.

Now these fucks send out emails stating "Oh, special shipment of Beardo Beer Nerdlinger Ale aged in the cunt of a virgin arriving tomorrow. Reply to this email to secure your bottle! Only 2 per customer". OH FUCK YOU. Now I gotta check my fuck off email AND reply to you just to get a bottle?

I hate talking beer or brewing to most people now. Just shut the fuck up, I don't care if you aged your brett infused wit on cactus then splooged in it to infuse your essence into it. FOAD

And another thing, stop brewing so many big huge imperial aged shit. I don't wanna fucking pay $10-$20 for a bomber or $10 for a 4-Pack of your beer. GOD DAMN IT
 
Climb Thar Hill said:
They're around, they just sell out quickly. As whathisface stated above, the craft beer ish is getting out of hand. There's this one liquor/wine/beer store I used to frequent, they would constantly have a stock of harder to find beers and just an overall great selection. I could walk in, grab something, and leave.

Now these fucks send out emails stating "Oh, special shipment of Beardo Beer Nerdlinger Ale aged in the cunt of a virgin arriving tomorrow. Reply to this email to secure your bottle! Only 2 per customer". OH FUCK YOU. Now I gotta check my fuck off email AND reply to you just to get a bottle?

I hate talking beer or brewing to most people now. Just shut the fuck up, I don't care if you aged your brett infused wit on cactus then splooged in it to infuse your essence into it. FOAD

And another thing, stop brewing so many big huge imperial aged shit. I don't wanna fucking pay $10-$20 for a bomber or $10 for a 4-Pack of your beer. GOD DAMN IT
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Buy two bottles and let them slip from your hands onto the hard concrete infront of the hipster masses. Revel in their lamenting.
 
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mixed 6-pack of six bavarian beers, none of which i have ever even heard of

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fuck yes
 
I went to Stone Brewery on Friday.

Suitable for Cave Aging Imperial Porter was the 3rd most magical experience of my recent life, the other two being watching The Thing for the 17th time and a particularly huge orgasm a few weeks ago. The wife's reaction: "jesus...?!"
 
Next time you go hit me up. We shall get drank'd.

Seriously Carpenter makes me jizz pretty hard so you're right.
 
Russian River is bizarrely hard to get hold of in Calipornia, but when you do it's mmmmmmmmmmmmmagic.

I had a beer called Hopageddon a few weeks ago. It was retardedly amazing. Actually that night I had 4 glasses of beer (less than 40oz. total) and was hungover for 2 straight days. I'm not going to bitch about current microbrewing because it is truly a glorious time to be a drunkard, however JEBUS gOD DAMN CHRIST I can't drink more than 2 beers at a time anymore without falling out of daily circulation for half a week.

Which is great on one hand, but on the other I now try and stick to 6 to 8% beers, and keep myself to 2 drinks max per occasion. I love Stone but it has to be a damn special thang to consume that stuff. It's like we're trying to die quickly, what with this level of drug consumption...!
 
I had 1 8.5% and 1 5.5% and feel near tipsy. One more would have sent me in to a Sherliff' Dept story I'm sure. Eyes are more glazed over than Tanner Mayes taking 3 cocks. 2-3 beers nowadays is the upper limit nowadays most certainly, unless I'm at a gig in which case idgaf.
 
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