Official RC Snobby Beer Purchases Thread

[EricT]

A decent local micro-brewery released a new beer to state stores the other day, a 8% double bock called "Devastator". Grabbed some, and then I saw the label...

Top 10 beer label! (Note: The Mormon Temple is on the label, heh.)

 

[Demilich]

1.89 Liter growler of Mill Steet Oktoberfest brew which is pretty delicious and I could drink the whole thing right now and then some more easily but I won't.

 

[Krilons Resa]

do it.

 

[Demilich]

But then my mom will nag me about drinking too much etc etc

This is one tasty beer, the middle-of-the-road, no-frills type I could drink to ridiculous excess without getting sick of it!

 

[EricT]

A decent local micro-brewery released a new beer to state stores the other day, a 8% double bock called "Devastator". Grabbed some, and then I saw the label...

Top 10 beer label! (Note: The Mormon Temple is on the label, heh.)

Finally got around to drinking after what turned into a busy night last night, and holy fuck is it tasty.

Really malty flavor. I wouldn't even suspect it of being an 8% just tasting it, as it tastes really light.

 

[EricT]

I'm on my 3rd now, and HOLY FUCK. This beer is fucking great. Can't believe it is a local brew. Same people who brought the controversial Polygamy Porter (Why have just one?).

This is definitely gonna be a repurchase!

 

[NAD]

Ah! I've had the Polygamy Porter, it was pretty good.

I drank an SS Imperial Stout for pre-partying reasons, and man, that shit is aweomse. I can't eple.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

I drive under the Mormon temple by D.C. three or four times a week. It's ridiculously huge.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I drive under the Mormon temple by D.C. three or four times a week. It's ridiculously huge.

And ridiculously creepy when lit up at night!

 

[dorian gray]

Shouldn't it be possible to take all known strains of yeast and hops and all the other shit that goes into beer and come up with every possible variation? And then microbrews would go out of business because people would no longer need to buy Buttfuck Ale AND CuntStink Ale because they'd be the same fucking thing?
My point: by buying overpriced microbrew beers, you're just paying for what the brewer can't pay for by selling in volume. The hops still come from a field in Iowa, the yeast still comes from some factory in Ohio. Buttfuck and CuntStink are $10 a bottle because they only sell 10 fucking beers a week. It's basic economics, dudes.

 

[dorian gray]

Sorry. That was mean. You guys enjoy your special beers and I'm trying to take that away from you.

Love and hugs,
dorian

 

[EricT]

Ah! I've had the Polygamy Porter, it was pretty good.

I drink it weekly, only about a buck a bottle round here, and I'm a big fan of a good porter. Especially a good cream porter.

So, after 6 devestators, sufficiently drunk.

Now working on some Sammy boston lagers.

 

[Demilich]

Shouldn't it be possible to take all known strains of yeast and hops and all the other shit that goes into beer and come up with every possible variation? And then microbrews would go out of business because people would no longer need to buy Buttfuck Ale AND CuntStink Ale because they'd be the same fucking thing?
My point: by buying overpriced microbrew beers, you're just paying for what the brewer can't pay for by selling in volume. The hops still come from a field in Iowa, the yeast still comes from some factory in Ohio. Buttfuck and CuntStink are $10 a bottle because they only sell 10 fucking beers a week. It's basic economics, dudes.

Yeah, and the frozen burgers in the grocery store come from cows too, so why would I *ever* pay dollars more for that homemade burger from that mom n' pop place that charges so much more for it because they only sell a few a week? I can't believe I've been such a sucker all my life!!! Why did I take into account quality over economy?!?!1

 

[Nico]

Yeah, and the frozen burgers in the grocery store come from cows too, so why would I *ever* pay dollars more for that homemade burger from that mom n' pop place that charges so much more for it because they only sell a few a week? I can't believe I've been such a sucker all my life!!! Why did I take into account quality over economy?!?!1

To his credit, he walk talking about economics, not "the economy". Dorian seems to be having a "lets see how many people I can piss off by being right" spree, which I consider him to have succeeded in.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Why is Dorian acting like such a kike?!?! Spend some of that 300k in your savings account on a couple microbrews and lighten the fuck up matey!?!?

XOXOXOXOXO

 

[dorian gray]

hahaha! Jerry, you're the one that inspired my post, retard!

 

[Reign in Acai]

I don;t have 300k, hence my Judaism nature. You on the other hand are the Magnum fucking P.I of this forum, you should be able to lean back in your recliner with some Dogfish Head.


For those that don't know that's a brand of beer, not Cara DeAngelis.

 

[dorian gray]

hahaha Magnum P.I.

Actually he was broke, right? Wasn't it the guy Higgins worked for that was rich? And Magnum just drove his Ferrari without asking?
Start a Magnum P.I. thread and let's get this sorted out.

 

[Reign in Acai]

He made a "living" off of investigating. The similarities you hold with Magnum have nothing to do with finances, it all has to do with charisma.

 

[dorian gray]

We share a high-degree of sex appeal.
I seriously thought about growing a mustache recently, too.