Oh my God I'm OOOOOLD!!!

Oh Man you ain't old!!!!! Wait till 1/3 of the hair on your head is gray, and you can't grow a goatee due to the fact all your facial hair is gray, and you can remember when Captain Kangaroo was a new TV show, and we had rotary phones, and no microwaves and no cell phones or iPods, then you can complain of being old.
 
Pyramaze51 said:
Oh Man you ain't old!!!!! Wait till 1/3 of the hair on your head is gray, and you can't grow a goatee due to the fact all your facial hair is gray...
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*looks in the mirror* ... :cry:

Pyramaze51 said:
...and you can remember when Captain Kangaroo was a new TV show, and we had rotary phones, and no microwaves and no cell phones or iPods, then you can complain of being old.
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I remember all those things.

God I'm old! :zombie:
 
Pellaz said:
Me, too. :zombie: <---- what is this supposed to be, a zombie? :)
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meh, it's how I felt when thinking about how old I am.

Last night at the show I had a buddy from High School I hadn't seen since... well since Patrick was in diapers. And now here I am close to being in diapers myself.

*extremely heavy sigh*
 
I refuse to believe that I'm old, no matter what the numbers say. Or the grey eyebrows that I keep plucking. I don't mind so much the grey on my head - it's not THAT obvious (to me, at any rate). And yes, I remember life without microwaves and cell phones, and dialing a phone was really what you did. And I fondly recall our first vcr, which was a top-loader. And RECORDS. You know, those vinyl things that have grooves and covers where you can actually see the artwork.
 
Thank you all for this thread depressing the hell out of me! ;)

Yes, I recall blck and white TVs with 7 channels, clickers that changed the channel by spinning the dial, MTV starting up and <gasp> playing music videos, Atari being a great home gaming console, etc . . .

I'm going grey now, but since I've been 17 years old I've been saying that I don't care what color my hair turns, so long as it stays in my head!

Steve in Philly
 
You aint old until you need TWO fingers to pull a booger out of your nose.

And your boogers have grey hairs in em.
 
Pyramaze51 said:
Oh Man you ain't old!!!!! Wait till 1/3 of the hair on your head is gray, and you can't grow a goatee due to the fact all your facial hair is gray, and you can remember when Captain Kangaroo was a new TV show, and we had rotary phones, and no microwaves and no cell phones or iPods, then you can complain of being old.
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Rotary phones aren't THAT old. We had a rotary phone until I was about 8. Which would be about 18 years ago.
 
DarkOne said:
Atari being a great home gaming console, etc . . .
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PONG bitches...haha!:lol:

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Pyramaze51 said:
Oh Man you ain't old!!!!! Wait till 1/3 of the hair on your head is gray, and you can't grow a goatee due to the fact all your facial hair is gray, and you can remember when Captain Kangaroo was a new TV show, and we had rotary phones, and no microwaves and no cell phones or iPods, then you can complain of being old.
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I don't have 1/3 gray and I don't remember when Capt. Kangaroo was new, but I do remember waatching t as a little kid. All the rest on your list... yes, I remember! But 38 isn't old, damn it! At least not for me! :kickass::kickass:
 
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