Oh no! David killed Laura!

[Captain Beard]

That the Rambo looking one?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

yup

 

[Captain Beard]

I wish to be part of this movie if he does it. Just not the hero, someone else's turn.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i'd be fine doing calculus naked in the sand in the next one. well, if you want me to be naked doing calculus elsewhere, that'd be fine. just naked. with calculus. and naked.

 

[Captain Beard]

Can I show up and cut off your head?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i'd expect nothing else.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'd have to rape the corpse though. No use in wasting parts that haven't rotted yet.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

but... you don't ... raep ... in ... the shed??

 

[Captain Beard]

Fine, I'll drag you back to the shed and rape your corpse. The ninjas can go harass Will or something.

 

[deathstrike from hell]

best post of the year.

 

[Captain Beard]

To whom do you refer? Kevin's masterpiece?

 

[flying_whale]

To whom do you refer? Kevin's masterpiece?

probably to your post before her's and Kevin's incredible piece of art!

 

[MajestikMoose]

win

 

[Liverslapper]

i lol'd all over my pants

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I made one with me and some of my family members in it

The killer is my dad in his werewolf makeup from Halloween. Also starring my aunt (the one in the green shirt), uncle (guy in the grey shirt), my cousin (naked in the sand), and her boyfriend (camp counselor).

http://www.jibjab.com/starring_you/receipt/3634925

 

[lad]

I just lost it at, "I prefer long division!" *revs saw*
Amazing.

Also, I like the use of the 'Deranged Woman Screaming' audio during the slaughtering.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

... and how i'm still placidly looking to the right while being slaughtered.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

http://www.jibjab.com/starring_you/receipt/3657608

 

[Chromatose]

http://www.jibjab.com/starring_you/receipt/3657608

 

[Morganna]

http://www.jibjab.com/starring_you/receipt/3657608

hahhah! I love it! He's so happy when he's dancing!