Well done Bleearg, you have passed with flying colours. What the report din't tell you was that when these soft cunts were out in the water up to their waists and the brave lifeboatmen were trying to rescue them, they kept swimming/wading/floating away because they were illegal immigrants and feared they would have been deported! Deported? Given a free house, car and a welfare cheque every fortnight, paid for by MY tax, more like!!!
Not sure whether Stuglue is taking the piss out of me, he says it was the last work recorded in Liverpool. Everyone knows that NO work has ever been done in Liverpool, except thieving cars, drug dealing and burglary. Oh, and the main employer - welfare benefit fraud. I did hear that you have to ask for "oral" in the whorehouses there, because if you say you want a "Blow job" they go mental.
As for the Afghanis and their fucking heroin, I'd make the simple cunts eat it. Every last poppy, that would teach them it is better to grow wheat. I'm sure Dubya's got a few barrels of Agent Orange lying around somewhere he could let us have cheap.
The thing is we have been too soft there once again - a few years ago, the poppy growers outlawed by the Taliban only grew a few bits here and there. We came along, and being all civil said "Look here you poor farmer chaps, this poppy nonsense really isn't very nice, so how about we give you x thousand dollars for you to plough those poppy fields back into the earth?" Of course the raghead farmers eagerly took the cash.
The next year, when the nice Western inspectors arrived, they found that ALL the fields were full of poppies, and the farmer was eagerly waiting with his grubby little hands out, more than happy to take our cash to plough his fields over again. As were all his neighbours, who had also strangely decided to ditch growing foodstuffs and start growing poppies too. (The worst thing is that it is estimated that the vast majority took the cash and didn't bother destroying the crop. Bingo! Double payout!!)
Now, if we had gone to those farmers and said "Listen sooty, burn the poppies or die" then left and given them a week or so to comply, then returned, and if the poppies were still there, killed every man, woman, child, dog, cat, goat etc on that farm, burned the crop and confiscated the land for use as a toxic waste dumping ground, I can assure you that every single rag-head in the vicinity would shit his pyjamas and destroy the crops before our boys paid them a visit. Might have to do 3 or 4 farms in the area to get the message across, but by fuck, they wouldn't argue. They didn't argue with the Taliban, they obeyed, and were quite happy. That is the way their primitive society operates, the strong dictate the terms, and everyone knows where they stand.
Being soft bleeding heart poofters has led those shitskins to realise we are a pushover, and so our countries are flooded with cheap smack, in every way as destuctive to society as a bomb on the Tube, in fact, more so. Not very nice to massacre some farmers, but, as has been repeated here so often, life is often "not very nice" so, fuck it, get over it!