ok, it's time to sell weiners!

[woosta]

Slap one of those little hot dog spinners in Earthlink next year and sell weiners there. Proceeds are given to a local Atlanta charity in the name of ProgPower Metal Fans.

That keeps us happy with piping hot weenies in our stomachs and that makes ProgPower and Metal fans look good for donating to charity. Earthlink makes out too because they sell the Coke to go with the weenies. It's a win/win situation here.

Weenies! Weenies! Weenies!

 

[sh0kr0k]

Aaaaamen! Pass the weenies!!

 

[JayKeeley]

Yeah - I think I ate twice in three days!

 

[General Zod]

Couldn't agree more. You could have made a small fortune with a hot dog stand this weekend.

GZ

 

[woosta]

Look at those piping hot weinies, Fink. And do you know what they're saying? They're saying this is the year that metal fans fill their stomachs. No, it's just a few guys over here, but they're saying it.

You can go to Sam's Club and get a 3 pack of Ball Park all beef franks for $6 and buns for, what, $3? Recoup your costs and then let's do something nice. For the dog shelter or something worthwhile. Gotta have beef. Gotta have spice. Snap into a ProgPower weinie!

 

[Wishmaster]

Originally posted by woosta
Gotta have beef. Gotta have spice. Snap into a ProgPower weinie!

Now all we need is to get Glenn to hire the Macho Man Randy Savage to be the ProgPower spokesman.

Oooh YEAHHH!!



--Mike

 

[chibitotoro]

hahaha, what a well-written and totally accurate thread! I ate considerably less than I'm used to over the weekend, and I seriously wouldn't have minded (mound?) having to pay baseball park-level prices for a big fat dog with dill relish...or even better, sauerkraut. mmmmm... And donating to charity in the name of all that is metal, what a superb idea!

 

[Axeman]

Gotta be Sahlens or nothing!

 

[woosta]

Ball Park franks. They plump when you cook 'em, Bubba!

 

[chibitotoro]

I'm an Oscar Meyer fan myself, but I'll eat any kind of hot dog, as long as it's not some freaky hot dog/sausage hybrid, which I've seen before.

 

[Imajica]

Thank god the hotel staff filled me in on a pizza/sub place that delivered untill 3 AM. But it sure would have been nice to have that dog durning the show. Or even better a "philly cheese steak"

 

[zinescene]

I ordered from that Pizza place to on Saturday. Damn that was good pizza! I ordered a 2nd for dinner

 

[woosta]

I had to track down a damn Steak and Shake at 2 AM and have a pile of fries drowned in Cheddar Cheese. I'd rather have had the Weinies.