OK since when is this not gross?

[FuSoYa]

"For there's no man as burly and brawny...
As you see, I've got biceps to spare.
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny.
That's right.
And every last inch of me's covered with hair!"

Like, fucking EW. I'm envisioning the hairy purple glans of his french dong.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

no one bites like gaston!

 

[avi]

I totally did not need to see this thread. Thanks.


(Zander is back, but has avowed not to post for awhile - we'll see how long that lasts)

 

[FuSoYa]

Dude no one does bite like Gaston! What's that all about??

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

Also, judging from the above picture, he is CLEARLY shaving his arms. or lying.

 

[xfer]

Gaston was one of the few Disney villains I didn't like better than the hero.

 

[The Dope]

Wait, Gaston was the villain in that movie? This movie will confuse little children's morals. They will learn to value people for their character instead of their appearence if you mix and match the one-two punch of handsome = good, ugly = bad. How unamerican of the folks at Disney.

 

[FuSoYa]

But Belle was good and is supposed to be the most beautiful girl in the world.
I think you need to re-think your hypothesis, mister!

 

[FuSoYa]

I must also note that I like Gaston. He is funny.

 

[xfer]

yeah, but Gaston was a jock thug! belle was all literate and shit, and she got carried in a SPIDER CARRIAGE!