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[KILL TULLY]

its not "be proud of MMEEE!" its "JOIN ME IN MY REVELRY MY BROTHERS WOOOO!!!"

 

[NAD]

The internet = stupid.
Getting drunk = stupid.
Therefore,
The internet = drunk.

 

[Ayeka]

I find that if I'm posting drunk I don't get to do the "m.hgluyflu,tf.;g;l.utfcu,tdcjm.ultdl" language that everyone else does...instead each post takes half an hour to make as I go back and correct every single typo I made...and try and remember what the hell I was talking about

My drunk posts often have much swearing and anger

 

[KILL TULLY]

usually im the same way, i can usually type very well drunk (well as well i can normally which is pretty shitty, haha)

 

[IOfTheStorm]

if you are really drunk, the only thing you feel like doing is puking and holding your head so it wont break, not open the computer and go in your beloved forum

 

[KILL TULLY]

if you are really drunk, the only thing you feel like doing is puking and holding your head so it wont break

are you stupid or somthing?

 

[IOfTheStorm]

no man im FUCKING DRUNK!!!!!!!!

 

[NAD]

haha

 

[KILL TULLY]

no im actually seriouse, what made you say somthing idiotic like "the only thing you want to do when your drunk i puke and hold your head up"?

 

[Henrik Main]

#1) Drunk posting has been a staple of this board for years.

#2) They ARE funny. To the poster at the time.

#3) Speaking for myself, I don't "rush to my computer" to post while drunk. They usually come out spontaneously (as all great art does) when I'm coming back to my room to get more alcohol or are waiting on some buds to go to the bars/parties.

#4) Why the FUCK should anyone here (and I mean anyone) listen to what IoftheStorm (or Henrik Main for that matter) says?

It seems that you're fond of jumping to conclusions

First of all, IOfTheStorm quite possibly commented on the growing number of unreadable, mindless ramble posts such as "Wrieraeeeeeeagh fkack im drunke!111111111111" ala Kill Tully's, not the funny drunken stories such as fotmbm's drunken exploits. Random letters glued together = not funny, IN MY OPINION. Am I allowed to have my own opinion? Yeah, I do believe so.

Also, did you see anyone mentioning your name? Personally, I just referred to the drunken posts/threads with no substance whatsoever, such as Tully's recent "WWW9333333333333 FAGATZ" thread. Again, I think drunken posts that actually have some substance or even just a small story are perfectly OK.

As for your #4 - the whole point with message boards is that people with different opinions on different matters discuss stuff such as this. I fail to see that you're the Keeper Of The One Truth, so why should anyone listen to you instead of IOfTheStorm or myself? It's not that I try to dictate what other people should do or not do. I simply stated that I don't find Tully's and other's inane drunken ramblings hilarious. Why should I lower my standards when it comes to drunken posts? If a person who's NOT intoxicated had posted "mmeijeir dsuh9 203i20", I wouldn't have found it funny. Nor do I find drunken posts identical to my example funny. Funny drunken stories, on the other hand....

 

[KILL TULLY]

did you not read what he wrote? there funny TO THE POSTER at the time

 

[Crimson Velvet]

I must admit, I sometimes chuckle when I see that someone's drunk, but still tries to answer a serious question in a serious manner.

 

[Henrik Main]

did you not read what he wrote? there funny TO THE POSTER at the time

Did I deny that? No. I only said that I don't think "there" funny, regardless of how funny the poster finds his thread/post.

no im actually seriouse, what made you say somthing idiotic like "the only thing you want to do when your drunk i puke and hold your head up"?

Did you not read what he wrote? THIS is what he said:

if you are really drunk, the only thing you feel like doing is puking and holding your head so it wont break, not open the computer and go in your beloved forum

Also, yes, I'm being sarcastic and anal just for the sake of it

 

[J.]

When I'm drunk I feel like banging my girl, even if I do have whiskey dick. I never feel lke posting on the internet. Carry on.

 

[NAD]

Man, and you fuckers thought Zod's Bathory thread was gay.

 

[Demilich]

Man, and you fuckers thought Zod's Bathory thread was gay.

/signed

 

[Ayeka]

I must admit, I sometimes chuckle when I see that someone's drunk, but still tries to answer a serious question in a serious manner.

Hi

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

I'M SO FUCKING SOBER RIGHT NOW

Really, it's kinda depressing. I need teh liquorz. Any suggestions for what I should get next time my friend goes on a booze run?

 

[MFJ]

A bottle of Captain Morgan... keep it simple and delicious.

 

[Erik]

JÄGERMEISTER :metal: :black as lead and death: :drunk: etc