How comes we don't have drunk threads anymore?

[Reign in Acai]

Im heading to the grocery store right now for a fruit shopping spree to celebrate the eventual death of mankind

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I'm heading to the coffee pot right now for a caffeine acquiring spree to enable me to not pass out while studying this lame-ass textbook

 

[NAD]

Hey, just heard the news over the squawk box. That's nice work, Homer.
Thank you, thank you very much. It is nice work.
Oh, Mr. Simpson, I have just heard about the little bundle of joy. Congratulations, sir!
It's true, the bundle is little, but I'm not in it for the money.
Hey, Homer! Way to get Marge pregnant!
This is getting very abstract, but thank you: I do enjoy working at the bowling alley!
By the way, congratulations on your new job, Homer.
New job? ...MARGE IS PREGNANT?!?!

 

[Reign in Acai]

16 oz Carton of Strawberries
5.5 lbs of HoneyDew Melon'
5 lbs of Carrots
8 apples
64 ounces of Glacier Freeze Gatorade
1 Man

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

right now me and my buddy are deciding what kind of inexpensive beer to get a flat of

 

[lurch70]

made a huge gin/tonic with fresh lemons and eating some pasta before heading to meat the rest of the RC contingent for a night of drunken stupidity ...

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

bastard, rub it in our (my) faces

 

[lurch70]

hehe, no worries, full visual documentation of the events will be made.
hopefully Juliya and some loser metal celebs will be around

 

[Krilons Resa]

drink myself into oblivion.

 

[Mormagil]

i'm a little drunk but i'm not going to make ta thrad about it

:kciaks:

 

[dill_the_devil]

It's 11:16am over here. I'm sitting in my boxers, listening to Ultraspank and vaguely contemplating getting ready to go out. Off to meet some friends for games of pool and beers in a few hours.

 

[Ellestin]

bowser in smw is the easiest final boss ever

all the bosses in SMW are beatable in ten seconds flat, that's the most frustrating aspect of the game

 

[Erik]

that's a mario tradition though, mario has always had shit easy bosses, i can't think of one that's even slightly frustrating (maybe something from mario 2 but that's not even a proper mario game)

it's not really a boss game

 

[Dev]

What about Robotnik ? jump rebound rebound dead

 

[Erik]

ya i haven't really ever played sonic so

 

[Zack]

my pals is what cdave shacppele just sid and president of undited statex. Thsi theread thook long time to find and i think im faking it because there are somany typesos but my capretain ccrunchy tates like shit or whateve courtevare is called. I salmost posted this in the reviews and m y fiever is pretty big actually it hearts..:A

 

[Zack]

Im trying water iefen though this dl showed upr

 

[Caelum Adustum]

Hes got red eyex whyd yuo open it im gonnao type out everything i say and not fix the ypos suprisinly therarent toooo mnany whatdid i write o shit haha phhehe i sia d dpsvr *wheeeeeeeeeezee* i dont know what i was just thetping to say haha look how i spelledd trying wheares her doghter I AMN YOU R DOGTHER DO THEY narnia i seen it five times ine toneim that musik i snt even in the movie oh shit oh the dsthemne in the barttrle is swwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet eh im gonna go to all the weardrobes in engleadn and find narniar no i dont have to yttyype twice no im gona write a book on the affectss of alvoholicsmsms on thebarin onthe minde

\THERSS A LEEEK ON THE WATER ROOF NARRNNA

 

[snow2fall]

Excerpt from a conversation with a slightly drunk CandyAndy aka I'm still trevor's balls last night:

maren sagt:
who is trevor btw?

I'm still trevor's balls- [Ich liebe M00 - 10 days to happy-time] sagt:
umm

I'm still trevor's balls- [Ich liebe M00 - 10 days to happy-time] sagt:
we left ryan's house to go somewhere or other

I'm still trevor's balls- [Ich liebe M00 - 10 days to happy-time] sagt:
and we ran into this people on the road

I'm still trevor's balls- [Ich liebe M00 - 10 days to happy-time] sagt:
and ryan said hi

I'm still trevor's balls- [Ich liebe M00 - 10 days to happy-time] sagt:
and they said "are you trevor"

I'm still trevor's balls- [Ich liebe M00 - 10 days to happy-time] sagt:
and he said no

I'm still trevor's balls- [Ich liebe M00 - 10 days to happy-time] sagt:
and then I said "yes, we are a collective entity known as trevor"

I'm still trevor's balls- [Ich liebe M00 - 10 days to happy-time] sagt:
they laughed and we kept walking

I'm still trevor's balls- [Ich liebe M00 - 10 days to happy-time] sagt:
and then

I'm still trevor's balls- [Ich liebe M00 - 10 days to happy-time] sagt:
I'm like

I'm still trevor's balls- [Ich liebe M00 - 10 days to happy-time] sagt:
I'm trevor's balls

I'm still trevor's balls- [Ich liebe M00 - 10 days to happy-time] sagt:
your trevor's legs

I'm still trevor's balls- [Ich liebe M00 - 10 days to happy-time] sagt:
and ryan, your trevor's face

I'm still trevor's balls- [Ich liebe M00 - 10 days to happy-time] sagt:
then we ran into them on the way back

I'm still trevor's balls- [Ich liebe M00 - 10 days to happy-time] sagt:
and we know they heard me say this

I'm still trevor's balls- [Ich liebe M00 - 10 days to happy-time] sagt:
so I was like

I'm still trevor's balls- [Ich liebe M00 - 10 days to happy-time] sagt:
"I'm still Trevor's balls"

I'm still trevor's balls- [Ich liebe M00 - 10 days to happy-time] sagt:
and htey laughed

I'm still trevor's balls- [Ich liebe M00 - 10 days to happy-time] sagt:
haha

I'm still trevor's balls- [Ich liebe M00 - 10 days to happy-time] sagt:
hahaha

I'm still trevor's balls- [Ich liebe M00 - 10 days to happy-time] sagt:
we rule eh?

I'm still trevor's balls- [Ich liebe M00 - 10 days to happy-time] sagt:
post that

Cause when I'm drunk I've got better things to do than post here

 

[KILL TULLY]

Hahahahaha, pwnd by a girl.