How comes we don't have drunk threads anymore?

Fuck Beer. From this day forward I shall not put one ounce of liquid gold to my lips. Much like the sensation a man feels after panning for nuggets in a west coast stream of uncertainty... I too caught the fever! But no more!!! I literally just spent several minutes picking chunks from the sink and drain with my bare hands (yes the same bare hands that I use to decimate entire potato bug regiments with a single striking blow). It was an absolute disgusting experience! The smell could only be described as a cross between what lies underneath Susperia's dress, and what dwells in Lord Red Dragons crawl space. Holy hell! Is 3 hours of a fun time really worth getting a D.U.I over? Is it really worth waking up in the morning and feeling as if your blood is boiling at a temperature equivalent to that of a taepodong rocket booster? Helll it sure the fuck isnt worth digging through a backed up sink that was clogged by bacon wrapped shrimp remnants, day digested belgian beer deposits, and stomach acid the likes of which my esophagus has never seen! So I say to you all! Fuck Beer! Fuck Drunken Beer Threads! And Fuck Me For wasting all your time!

P.S Fuck this emoticon too :kickass:
 
had 3 natty ice's yesterday ... those fuckers are strong

almost made me get a Heavy Metal tatoo on my arms :loco:
 
lurch70 said:
had 3 natty ice's yesterday ... those fuckers are strong
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my first time drinking natty ice was kind of crazy.. I usually only drink 7-8 natty lights... then I thought... what the hell, I'll drink that amount of natty ices....
 
Natty Ice omfg brings back memories of college and high school. I used to love shotgunning them fuckers. Or I'd down 6 of em in an hour-hour and a half and head off to the club swerving like a retard, hopping out of my car in the middle of traffic in providence/boston to relieve myself on the side of an office building right on the sidewalk. Gotta love drunken slobbery.
 
Erik said:
hee hee it's only 5,9% you wimp
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i don't know ... all American beers fuck me up really bad ...
I can drink German stuff all night, no problems ... no headaches.

I touch a Budweiser and and I am fucked on the first one ...
 
Or the time when I was heading to my friend Jenn's 21st bday party and flung an empty 16oz bud bottle through my passengers-side window, thinking it was open. Godamn, that must have been one clean fucking window.
 
haha, i could go for some mario right now, oh well, gonna study a bit this afternoon, going to ap it party tonight.

rednecks, beer, weed, fire and lots of it. Probably a burning car before the night is done too, we'll see.
 
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