Are any of you fishfuckers watching the Olympics? Some chick from my town just won a gold medal for the 100m hurdles.
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Hell Mike
fuck melodic black metal
Peter Forsberg lives closer to me (When he's at his birth home, that is) than Erik does, and my dad has played hockey against Dolph Lundgren. me>you
lizard
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Papa Josh
Minister of Propaganda
My wife says the a Olympics are teh gay.
I just think they're a bunch of self-doubters that have to win a gold medal to prove their worth and existence. :Smug:
I just think they're a bunch of self-doubters that have to win a gold medal to prove their worth and existence. :Smug:
J.
Old Fart
I watched some of the swimming and gymnastics. THat Carly Patterson is gonna be good looking when she's older, nice legs.
lizard
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I personally think the olympics are run by a bunch of old corrupt fat guys who talk about athletic spirit and blah blah blah while taking kickbacks and bribes.
I do think jennie finch is über hot tho.
I do think jennie finch is über hot tho.
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
Man, I wanted Iraq in the finals. That would have outdone anything previously in the Olympics. Would have made a good documentary one day...still, if they beat Italy they can win the bronze.
Gotta say, some of the judging this year has been questionable.
Gotta say, some of the judging this year has been questionable.
J.
Old Fart
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
J.
Old Fart
I definitely think the SOuth Korean deserves a gold. But fuck that Russian bitch who's whining because she lost.
Reign in Acai
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dorian gray
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Krigloch the Furious
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Reign in Acai
Of Elephant and Man
I can shed some light on this Aurel.
Negars, the mephitic incarnation that you know today were seen by the Olympic advisory counsel as a threat to the execution of the 2004 games. In the darkness of their cavernous hearts they felt that these gnat housing knucklets were going to simply riot at the fact that no gymnast on the U.S team was of African American ancestry. Quite odd considering young females (known as niglets) are naturals at the "uneven bars". Come Olympic game time, all but one man on the counsel had a lump in his throat. This man was Arthur B. Reginald, Director of Anthropology at Newton Bridge University (SC). He knew the very mindset of the beast in which he was dealing with and sat idle as he watched his experiment unfold. It was a cloudless night, the firmament bore no Gibbous moon, only the soundscape of grunts bellowed by the knaves whose hide resembled the ashes of Aesirifoth! As the final tick of the countdown to the torch ceremony began, this professor's hypothesis became living, breathing, theory! The simian swine who were present at the festivities cowered before the torch that bore eternal flame. In servitude they bowed, wrist deep, to the concrete of consecration!
O' eternal flame give us our Gumbo!
Worship him!
Salvation eet be here!
They welped with the prophesies passed down by their Grand Poobah Porch Monkey Jeremitrius!!
At this very interval an explosion rocked Centennial Park, leaving no footage of these untamed beasts coming full circle to the servitude of their white overlords.
The work of Beijing operatives perhaps?!?
Negars, the mephitic incarnation that you know today were seen by the Olympic advisory counsel as a threat to the execution of the 2004 games. In the darkness of their cavernous hearts they felt that these gnat housing knucklets were going to simply riot at the fact that no gymnast on the U.S team was of African American ancestry. Quite odd considering young females (known as niglets) are naturals at the "uneven bars". Come Olympic game time, all but one man on the counsel had a lump in his throat. This man was Arthur B. Reginald, Director of Anthropology at Newton Bridge University (SC). He knew the very mindset of the beast in which he was dealing with and sat idle as he watched his experiment unfold. It was a cloudless night, the firmament bore no Gibbous moon, only the soundscape of grunts bellowed by the knaves whose hide resembled the ashes of Aesirifoth! As the final tick of the countdown to the torch ceremony began, this professor's hypothesis became living, breathing, theory! The simian swine who were present at the festivities cowered before the torch that bore eternal flame. In servitude they bowed, wrist deep, to the concrete of consecration!
O' eternal flame give us our Gumbo!
Worship him!
Salvation eet be here!
They welped with the prophesies passed down by their Grand Poobah Porch Monkey Jeremitrius!!
At this very interval an explosion rocked Centennial Park, leaving no footage of these untamed beasts coming full circle to the servitude of their white overlords.
The work of Beijing operatives perhaps?!?
neal
wizard in black
Thanatopsis123
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I can't wait to see the athletes tripping over the homeless toddlers sent out like bird dogs to fetch money. That'll be an interesting marathon for once.
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